"Your eyes are bigger than your beak my friend." - Mario!!!
"I know my handshake is like a dead fish but that doesn't mean you can eat my hand.' - Mervin97
Hey Mister....Ask me why I have an upset stomach......go ahead. Ask me....ask me....It's because my beak holds more than my belly can. Get it? Belly can? Pelican? Get it?....never mind. - MadAdam