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Caption Contest 05-30-2020

Bronze:

"Your eyes are bigger than your beak my friend." - Mario!!!

Silver:

"I know my handshake is like a dead fish but that doesn't mean you can eat my hand.' - Mervin97

Gold:

Hey Mister....Ask me why I have an upset stomach......go ahead. Ask me....ask me....It's because my beak holds more than my belly can. Get it? Belly can? Pelican? Get it?....never mind. - MadAdam

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Comment by MadAdam on June 7, 2020 at 3:51am

The Pelican offered to show Bob the Fountain Of Youth in exchange for 10 mackerel, but Bob didn't fall for it. He's not that gullible.

Comment by MadAdam on June 7, 2020 at 3:46am

There's a Master Baiter joke in here somewhere.

Comment by MadAdam on June 7, 2020 at 3:44am

I've heard of having a handshake like a cold fish before, but this is ridiculous.

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:31am

Are you Gump? I'm supposed to meet a guy here named Gump. He's supposed to have some...…."shrimp" for me.....yeah, that's it...some "shrimp".

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:29am

Uhh, yeah mister, you can call it a satchel all day long but it's a purse. You're a dude that carries a purse.

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:27am

Hey Mister....Ask me why I have an upset stomach......go ahead. Ask me....ask me....It's because my beak holds more than my belly can. Get it? Belly can? Pelican? Get it?....never mind.

Comment by Iverneil on June 5, 2020 at 5:03pm

I remember you, you’re the kid I dropped on his head.

Comment by Mike McHuman on June 5, 2020 at 3:24pm

You forgot to pay the bill.

Comment by Iverneil on June 3, 2020 at 8:31pm

John was extremely gullable

Comment by Jams3kds on June 3, 2020 at 7:20pm

Stdork

Comment by Rosedude on June 2, 2020 at 6:10am

When so many of the protesters turned to looting, the police ran out of handcuffs.

Comment by Ian on June 1, 2020 at 7:29pm

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ So long and thanks for all the flesh ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Comment by Ian on June 1, 2020 at 7:04pm

Jerry suddenly reconsiders Pescatarianism.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 1, 2020 at 5:37pm

Welcome to the, "Please Touch Zoo."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 1, 2020 at 5:26pm

It was love at first bite.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 1, 2020 at 5:23pm

Johnny Bench promotes his favorite past time... "Arm Wrestling."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 1, 2020 at 5:20pm

Things look beak for unemployed workers during the pandemic.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 1, 2020 at 5:18pm

Larry Bird tries to make a comeback with the New Orleans Pelicans.

Comment by Scrunt on June 1, 2020 at 4:37pm

"Hey pelican, if you act a loon and eat my hand, I'm gonna go stork raven magpie on your ass!"

Comment by Mario!!! on June 1, 2020 at 8:19am

"Your eyes are bigger than your beak my friend. "

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