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Caption Contest 05-29-2018

Special Still Bitter Award:

FUNNY OR DIE FUCKED US OVER AND WE HAD NO RECOURSE. - Rotwang

Bronze:

Your Lyft is 3 minutes away. - blkbwayne

Silver:

"What do we want? We can't remember! When do we want it? We're not sure!" - Mario!!!

Gold:

Some new eco-friendly riding lawnmowers are actually powered by old farts. - Scrunt

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Comment by mellowpuma on May 29, 2018 at 9:12am

turki affirmin'

Comment by Mario!!! on May 29, 2018 at 8:14am

"What do we want?  We can't remember!  When do we want it?  We're not sure!"

Comment by Mario!!! on May 29, 2018 at 8:11am

The World According to AARP

Comment by KariGrant on May 29, 2018 at 7:12am

The white zone is for the loading and unloading of diapers.

Comment by KariGrant on May 29, 2018 at 7:11am

The women flock to him. He's so attractorive.

Comment by KariGrant on May 29, 2018 at 7:10am

He's been like that ever since the monkey ground his organ.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 29, 2018 at 4:41am

"We want more pudding, we want more pudding."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 29, 2018 at 4:40am

It was a large protest but no one could remember what they were protesting.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 29, 2018 at 4:37am

"I warned you to get off my lawn, I brought back up."

Comment by Global Pope on May 28, 2018 at 8:56pm

Mario's cart

Comment by Global Pope on May 28, 2018 at 8:49pm

This parade is kindly brought to you in first generation Slo-mow

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