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Caption Contest 05-29-2018

Special Still Bitter Award:

FUNNY OR DIE FUCKED US OVER AND WE HAD NO RECOURSE. - Rotwang

Bronze:

Your Lyft is 3 minutes away. - blkbwayne

Silver:

"What do we want? We can't remember! When do we want it? We're not sure!" - Mario!!!

Gold:

Some new eco-friendly riding lawnmowers are actually powered by old farts. - Scrunt

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Comment by MacSpruce on June 18, 2018 at 10:53am

The Straightjacket Story

Comment by MacSpruce on June 18, 2018 at 10:52am

Hit the road, Jacques,

And don't you come back no mower, no mower, no mower, no mower..

Comment by Jams3kds on June 12, 2018 at 10:59am

These Trivago ads are becoming more and more stupid

Comment by Jams3kds on June 12, 2018 at 10:59am

What the fuck has Whitesnake become?

Comment by JJJ23 on June 6, 2018 at 7:02pm

Ass, gas, or grass...you're an ass.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2018 at 2:26pm

The Elderly...

"Mowing down the competition since the beginning of time!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2018 at 2:24pm

"Viva la Viagra!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2018 at 2:20pm

The Trump children you've never heard about.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2018 at 2:19pm

5 out of 5 geriatrics agree... Old age sucks!!!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2018 at 2:17pm

I see the "Fleetwood Mac 2018 Tour" has started.

Comment by Ian on June 6, 2018 at 12:57am

Somebody please get Ed Begley Jr. some decent work.

Comment by Ian on June 6, 2018 at 12:57am

"We want our Five Dollar Checks back!  You know the ones we give you every year on your birthday!  Give 'em back!"

Comment by blkbwayne on June 3, 2018 at 6:14am

Your Lyft is 3 minutes away 

Comment by Ian on May 31, 2018 at 10:58pm

The Lying, the Witch and the Bad Wardrobes

Comment by 38chrysler on May 30, 2018 at 12:29pm

Looks like the residents at the Home have all gone off the Depend®

Comment by Rotwang on May 29, 2018 at 8:35pm

Antifag. 

Comment by Rotwang on May 29, 2018 at 8:28pm

COMCAST.

Comment by Rotwang on May 29, 2018 at 8:21pm

HEY LOOK YOU SAID YOU LIKE ANAL.  YOU SAID THAT. 

Comment by Rotwang on May 29, 2018 at 7:25pm

THE LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT SHOULD BE RAISED TO 45!!

Comment by Rotwang on May 29, 2018 at 7:15pm

FUNNY OR DIE FUCKED US OVER AND WE HAD NO RECOURSE.  

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