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Caption Contest 05-26-2018

Bronze:

Hired Guns - Scrunt

Silver:

That's all it took to transform Clarence J. Boddicker from mild-mannered accountant to feared Crime Boss. - Ian

Gold:

See something shoot something. - Mervin97

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Comment by JJJ23 on June 6, 2018 at 7:35pm

Don't you hate it when your gun meter runs out before you're finished masturbating over your victims corpse? I mean what's the deal with...

Comment by MacSpruce on June 5, 2018 at 8:43pm

Today, community spirit. Tomorrow, community spirits. 

Comment by AKAAB on May 29, 2018 at 1:39pm

Life in Chicago...

Comment by JJJ23 on May 29, 2018 at 12:04pm

United Cowards of Benetton

Comment by JJJ23 on May 29, 2018 at 12:03pm

Guns in my area, I gotta strap, I gotta carry'em, children we'll bury'em.

Comment by Jams3kds on May 29, 2018 at 10:55am

Recently Chicago has seen an increase in senseless gun related staring towards the ground incidents 

Comment by Jams3kds on May 29, 2018 at 10:52am

Locked and unloaded

Comment by Jams3kds on May 29, 2018 at 10:48am

Ground rules of engagement

Comment by Mario!!! on May 29, 2018 at 8:22am

"That new Uber CEO might be bat shit crazy, but he's my kind of crazy."

Comment by Mario!!! on May 29, 2018 at 8:17am

Julia couldn't help feeling like the butt of another joke again.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 29, 2018 at 4:30am

See something shoot something.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 29, 2018 at 4:29am

City bikes were easier to ride.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 29, 2018 at 4:25am

"What no pink derringer, how sexist."

Comment by KariGrant on May 28, 2018 at 2:04pm

Now when the bell goes off, aim directly at the clown's mouth and spray til your balloon pops.

Comment by Ian on May 27, 2018 at 8:36pm

That's all it took to transform Clarence J. Boddicker from mild-mannered accountant to feared Crime Boss.

Comment by Scrunt on May 27, 2018 at 3:59pm

Hired Guns

Comment by Scrunt on May 27, 2018 at 3:44pm

U-Maul

Comment by Scrunt on May 27, 2018 at 2:02pm

Akeelah Get Your Gun

Comment by Scrunt on May 27, 2018 at 1:58pm

"I'm old enough to remember when a black lady like yourself would have to use a gun from the Coloreds Only rack.  My how times have changed here in Selma."

Comment by Scrunt on May 27, 2018 at 1:51pm

"Now this is the type of gun control an NRA member like me can actually support!"

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