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Caption Contest 05-24-2020

Rotwang here,

Before we begin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Np6yKby30

Mentions:

Who the fuck let them in here without any masks? -VomitFlop

Bronze:

I can't believe they asked for window dressing on their salads! -Gerhardguffaw



Silver:

Nancy was entirely disappointed with dinner. She just wanted some stimulating conversation and all her parents did was sit around like they had a pole up their ass. -MadAdam

Gold:

Laura and the Real Guy -Scrunt

Platinum: (Worth 11 points:)

Mannequin-spreading. -Rotwang

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Comment by MacSpruce on June 11, 2020 at 10:15am

But I suppose no one knows you’re my plastic fantastic lover..

Comment by MacSpruce on June 11, 2020 at 10:14am

Only a slight improvement over her 2-dimensional friends.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 1:49am

That's a nice dress. May I borrow it?

NOW!

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 1:48am

That reminds me: I have to see the Taxidermist tomorrow about the rest of my family.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 1:46am

I'll have the stuffed goose. And what will you have besides a stiff drink?

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 1:45am

You're supposed to take your hat off inside a building.

Comment by Rotwang on May 28, 2020 at 9:29pm

They all have that... distant look in their eyes, socially. 

Comment by Mervin97 on May 28, 2020 at 7:19am

It was all fun and games till the mannequins came down with Covid sawdust virus.   

Comment by Mervin97 on May 28, 2020 at 7:17am

Ann thought to herself that it would be much more fun to dine with crash car test dummies.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 28, 2020 at 7:14am

"If I didn't know better I would think you two were stupid dummies."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 28, 2020 at 5:48am

"I guess I'm picking up the check again."

Comment by Rosedude on May 27, 2020 at 12:31pm

Dinner with the Pence family.

Comment by Ian on May 27, 2020 at 2:02am

"It's almost impossible to get a reservation at Pompous these days." -Amy Cooper

Comment by Iverneil on May 26, 2020 at 7:55pm

Wait until she gets a load of the floor show.

Comment by Iverneil on May 26, 2020 at 7:52pm

Should have gone for a hamburger, this place is a little too stiff.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 26, 2020 at 5:30pm

She's late, she's late, for a very important date, with her pharmacist.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 26, 2020 at 5:28pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again, The Great Gatsby is a terrible book.

Comment by Rosedude on May 26, 2020 at 3:09pm

Sex dolls would be better, in that you would 100% get laid after paying for dinner.

Comment by Mario!!! on May 26, 2020 at 8:47am

♪ When a mannequin loves a woman ♪

Comment by Mario!!! on May 26, 2020 at 8:32am

Beyond the Valet of the Dolls

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