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Caption Contest 05-24-2020

Rotwang here,

Before we begin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Np6yKby30

Mentions:

Who the fuck let them in here without any masks? -VomitFlop

Bronze:

I can't believe they asked for window dressing on their salads! -Gerhardguffaw



Silver:

Nancy was entirely disappointed with dinner. She just wanted some stimulating conversation and all her parents did was sit around like they had a pole up their ass. -MadAdam

Gold:

Laura and the Real Guy -Scrunt

Platinum: (Worth 11 points:)

Mannequin-spreading. -Rotwang

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Comment by Ian on May 25, 2020 at 9:55pm

♪ ♫ ♬ I keep looking for a place to fit in where I can speak my mind ♪ ♫ ♬

Comment by Iverneil on May 25, 2020 at 4:14pm

In the final analysis, we’re all just stardust anyway.

Comment by Iverneil on May 25, 2020 at 3:22pm

This is turning into one of them vicious circuses.

Comment by Iverneil on May 25, 2020 at 3:19pm

Don’t call me dummy!!

Comment by Iverneil on May 25, 2020 at 3:17pm

I love Macy’s!! So how long have you worked there?

Comment by Iverneil on May 25, 2020 at 3:15pm

Oh OK, what’s this??? An impasse?? 

Comment by Scrunt on May 25, 2020 at 2:57pm

"The food here's great, but the service is a little wooden."

Comment by Scrunt on May 25, 2020 at 11:46am

"Waiter!  We asked you to bring us bread and butter, not Rhett Butler!  Please take him away!"

Comment by Scrunt on May 25, 2020 at 11:42am

"Laugh all you want,Gwen, but Gavin here has been a model boyfriend ever since we started dating."

Comment by Scrunt on May 25, 2020 at 11:37am

"This place is so sexist!  Don't you have any womannequins?"

Comment by Scrunt on May 25, 2020 at 11:36am

"Well, maybe if you weren't such a boring stiff, she wouldn't have rejected you."

Comment by Scrunt on May 25, 2020 at 11:35am

Laura and the Real Guy

Comment by MadAdam on May 25, 2020 at 9:42am

Nancy was a lawyer but both her parents were in retail.

Comment by MadAdam on May 25, 2020 at 9:40am

In a stunning Faux Pas of etiquette, Dad stared at Mom's tiddies so long...…..he got wood in a restaurant.

Comment by MadAdam on May 25, 2020 at 9:34am

"Mom.….you look ridiculous with those coffee filters on your head."

Comment by MadAdam on May 25, 2020 at 9:32am

Nancy was entirely disappointed with dinner. She just wanted some stimulating conversation and all her parents did was sit around like they had a pole up their ass.

Comment by MadAdam on May 25, 2020 at 9:30am

Daughter: You guy's didn't have to get so dressed up, it's just dinner.

Mother: Well of course we did honey, the "Spring Collection" just came out.

Comment by MadAdam on May 25, 2020 at 9:25am

Next of mannekin.

Comment by MadAdam on May 25, 2020 at 9:25am

"We're sorry to tell you honey, but your Grandfather's been killed...….by a woodpecker."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 25, 2020 at 3:19am

This awkward moment has been brought to you by, "MyLifeSucks.com".

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