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Caption Contest 05-24-2020

Rotwang here,

Before we begin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Np6yKby30

Mentions:

Who the fuck let them in here without any masks? -VomitFlop

Bronze:

I can't believe they asked for window dressing on their salads! -Gerhardguffaw



Silver:

Nancy was entirely disappointed with dinner. She just wanted some stimulating conversation and all her parents did was sit around like they had a pole up their ass. -MadAdam

Gold:

Laura and the Real Guy -Scrunt

Platinum: (Worth 11 points:)

Mannequin-spreading. -Rotwang

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 25, 2020 at 3:16am

I can't believe they asked for window dressing on their salads!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 25, 2020 at 3:13am

Rigor Mortis... The Conversation Ender!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 25, 2020 at 3:09am

With friends like these who needs enemas.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 25, 2020 at 2:40am

It was at that moment when Stephanie knew she was picking up the check.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 24, 2020 at 9:26pm

"Just keep filling this glass until the mannequins start talking back, garcon."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 24, 2020 at 9:24pm

"Who the fuck let them in here without any masks?"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 24, 2020 at 9:23pm

"Ah, this brings me back to when I was constantly ignored & abandoned as a young lass."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 24, 2020 at 9:22pm

Breakfast at Stiffany's

Comment by VomitFlop on May 24, 2020 at 9:21pm

"Didn't I tell you not to take that hydroxychloroquine?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 24, 2020 at 9:19pm

Rebecca enjoyed a pleasant meal with her next of mannequin.

Comment by Rotwang on May 24, 2020 at 7:48pm

Mannequin-spreading.

Comment by AKAAB on May 24, 2020 at 7:46pm

We met on EHarmony, of course.  

Comment by AKAAB on May 24, 2020 at 7:45pm

Her fantasy date was ruined when she found out he was smooth underneath.  

Comment by AKAAB on May 24, 2020 at 7:43pm

He just sits there looking good, so I call him Art.  

Comment by AKAAB on May 24, 2020 at 7:42pm

He said he was "big at Disney." I didn't know he was a Dapper Dan!

Comment by AKAAB on May 24, 2020 at 7:41pm

For once, her date looked just like his Tinder profile.  

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