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Caption Contest 05-21-2020

Bronze:

Travel Advice Tip #165: When participating in a “Swimming with the Dolphins” event, ALWAYS check for blow holes before getting in the water! - Scrunt

Silver:

Constipated? Afraid of water? Need help with your wardrobe? Try... - Gerhardguffaw

Gold:

What's it called when your fear of water eclipses your fear of sharks? - Ian

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Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 1:40am

Sharkboy still can't get over the time Lavagirl dumped him for a sperm whale.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 1:39am

Those pants clash with blood.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 1:34am

Disney's Imagineers are required to have at least two years of community college credits.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 1:31am

Sex dolls are getting spicier.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 1:30am

That's how Sid and Marty Krofft died.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 26, 2020 at 5:34pm

We're gonna need a smaller deuche bag.

Comment by Iverneil on May 25, 2020 at 3:26pm

With a name like Blap Flounderburger, they should’ve known his show wasnt top notch

Comment by MadAdam on May 25, 2020 at 9:20am

Damn!!! He's gonna get some tail tonight.

Comment by Mario!!! on May 23, 2020 at 11:45am

I, for one am, very disappointed they scrapped Jaws 2: Electric Boogaloo just 3 weeks into production. 

Comment by Mario!!! on May 23, 2020 at 11:39am

When life gets scary,  sometimes you just have to hold on and ride it out.

Comment by AKAAB on May 23, 2020 at 10:20am

Shark Weak

Comment by Rotwang on May 22, 2020 at 10:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger float.

Comment by Rotwang on May 22, 2020 at 10:28pm

Tony Hawk just doesn't know when to quit.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 22, 2020 at 5:33pm

That was the day Joe decided it was time to go to AA.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 22, 2020 at 5:31pm

The last guy who hung ten on a shark lost his toes. 

Comment by Mervin97 on May 22, 2020 at 5:18pm

Jaws 5, the bad pants day.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 22, 2020 at 5:03pm

"The pool was angry that day my friends."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 22, 2020 at 4:44pm

Constipated?  Afraid of water? Need help with your wardrobe?  Try...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 22, 2020 at 4:36pm

On the next, "I Want My Mommy!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 22, 2020 at 4:32pm

Where will you be when Donald Trump finally wears a mask?

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