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Craption Contest 05-18-2019

Shitty Craptions:

Boy, these guys really know their shit! - MacSpruce

What kinda shit is this? - Mervin97

Let me get closer, I can't see shit. - JJJ23

Bronze:

Jurassic Poop - A. Lien

Silver:

My Family went to the

        Poop Museum

and all I got was this lousy pee-shirt - 38chrysler

Gold:

"In Soviet Russia, shit gets too old for you!" - VomitFlop

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 18, 2019 at 5:10am

Everyone was dung-ho to see the exhibit.

Comment by Ian on May 18, 2019 at 1:52am

"I wish Daddy could see this."

"Me too honey, but you know he's still over in Afghanistan, in the shit."

Comment by Ian on May 18, 2019 at 1:51am

"What's a K r y p t o - C o p r o l i t e?"

"It says here it's what they used for Superman III."

Comment by Ian on May 18, 2019 at 1:49am

"Why are their butts all red like that?"

"Too many bananas.  Or is too few?  I don't know honey, maybe it's the trade-off for not having to pay taxes."

Comment by Ian on May 18, 2019 at 1:42am

The solution to urban squalor is simple: Revitalize downtown with Poop-Up Museums.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2019 at 1:15am

"In Soviet Russia, shit gets too old for you!"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2019 at 1:11am

"Holy shitsnacks!"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2019 at 1:09am

"Yes, ma'am, we only have the best craptozoologists working at this facility."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2019 at 1:06am

"Over there is where we keep our Wholesome Crap. You know, stuff like Radio Disney."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2019 at 1:04am

Jill & Ted's Excrement Adventure

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2019 at 1:03am

"The gorillas like to do what now?"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2019 at 1:02am

"Hello, three tickets for Captain Marvel, please."

Comment by KariGrant on May 17, 2019 at 9:50pm

I'd like another shit sandwich, please. Just like the one I got yesterday.

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