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Craption Contest 05-18-2019

Shitty Craptions:

Boy, these guys really know their shit! - MacSpruce

What kinda shit is this? - Mervin97

Let me get closer, I can't see shit. - JJJ23

Bronze:

Jurassic Poop - A. Lien

Silver:

My Family went to the

        Poop Museum

and all I got was this lousy pee-shirt - 38chrysler

Gold:

"In Soviet Russia, shit gets too old for you!" - VomitFlop

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Comment by Mervin97 on May 19, 2019 at 6:48am

This is the shit.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 19, 2019 at 4:30am

how you know your zoo is being run by weirdos.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 19, 2019 at 4:29am

mom's had enough of our crap, she's eyeing some strange.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 18, 2019 at 9:12pm

Boy, these guys really know their shit!

Comment by MacSpruce on May 18, 2019 at 9:11pm

They used to hide their coprophilia but now they've come out of the Water Closet. 

Comment by Scrunt on May 18, 2019 at 8:31pm

"Please, I'm begging you, give me a scoop of poop!  A man on the bus just told me to eat shit or die!"

Comment by Scrunt on May 18, 2019 at 1:56pm

Where will you be when the Diarrhea Museum goes on strike?

Comment by Scrunt on May 18, 2019 at 1:53pm

"What the fuck do you mean you don't sell nose plugs?"

Comment by Scrunt on May 18, 2019 at 1:51pm

It's the #2 museum in all of Belfast.

Comment by Scrunt on May 18, 2019 at 1:50pm

"Hi, I'd like to donate my son's diaper to the museum."

Comment by Scrunt on May 18, 2019 at 1:48pm

Say what you want about Manchester, but at least there's always something to doo there.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 18, 2019 at 12:52pm

You think your mom's bad, mine goes ape shit on me.

Comment by 38chrysler on May 18, 2019 at 8:06am

             My Family went to the

                 Poop Museum

and all I got was this lousy pee-shirt

Comment by 38chrysler on May 18, 2019 at 7:46am

No Mom... I said I wanted to see the Turtles..

Comment by 38chrysler on May 18, 2019 at 7:45am

This Poop Display is not near as in your face as the one at Monkey Island.

Comment by 38chrysler on May 18, 2019 at 7:44am

Been There...Dung That.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 18, 2019 at 5:27am

Size matters!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 18, 2019 at 5:19am

It was either this or the, "Please Touch Vomit Exhibit."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 18, 2019 at 5:14am

"See, kids, you can take a dump anywhere you want, including your daddy's new shoes that were a gift from his mom!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 18, 2019 at 5:11am

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