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Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 12:52am

Ummmmm... tastes just like bats and pangolins!

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 12:46am

No, the mask is to help keep me from gagging.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 12:41am

Pandas are allergic to MSG.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 12:40am

I don't think they have to worry about social distancing.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 29, 2020 at 12:38am

I don't know about you, but me and the pandas are stuffed.

Comment by Rotwang on May 22, 2020 at 11:10pm

Speed dating in china gets weird during a pandaemic. 

Comment by Rotwang on May 22, 2020 at 11:08pm

So, baby, what's ursine? 

Comment by Mario!!! on May 18, 2020 at 8:40am

"At least this is less ridiculous than what they do over at Chuck E. Cheese."

Comment by Mario!!! on May 18, 2020 at 8:29am

Hearing that a restaurant patron wasn't wearing a mask, authorities sent over a couple of black and whites.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 17, 2020 at 9:03pm

Guess Who’s Kunming To Dinner?

Comment by MacSpruce on May 17, 2020 at 9:02pm

Given the present circumstances, at the end of the meal you get a misfortune cookie.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 17, 2020 at 8:45pm

Things got weird at the end of the evening when they decided to swap partners.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 17, 2020 at 8:44pm

“So Ling-Ling, I hear that Bong-Bong here is such a flop-flop that they had to give you an artificial boom-boom.”

Comment by MadAdam on May 17, 2020 at 2:46pm

Oh man, I've seen this porno. She's about to bust out dem tiddies. This is Panda XXXpress.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 17, 2020 at 10:40am

If you two want bamboo, get individual bamboo plates. Don't get one for the table when we're not gonna have any. I'm not paying for your stick grass.

Comment by AKAAB on May 17, 2020 at 9:47am

It's all fun and games until Chris Hansen walks in and accuses you of being a pandophile.  

Comment by AKAAB on May 17, 2020 at 9:46am

Kung Pao Panda.

Comment by Ian on May 17, 2020 at 4:04am

Ted 3:  The Road to Big Trouble in Chinatown

Comment by Ian on May 17, 2020 at 4:03am

"Would you prefer we sit at the Badger Table?"

Comment by Ian on May 17, 2020 at 4:01am

"Got ugly kids?  No problem!  Introducing Panda Express Clothing!  Now your child can enjoy total anonymity while sparing you and

the rest of the world from witnessing her hideousness.  Sure beats drowning them!"

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