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Comment by Ian on May 17, 2020 at 3:57am

"Is it just me or do you feel like we're under ursurveillance right now?"

Comment by Ian on May 16, 2020 at 11:26pm

"If I hadn't spent $100 winning these pandas for you in the ring toss we'd be having a decent meal right now."

Comment by Iverneil on May 16, 2020 at 3:30pm

Arrested for bestiality, they copped to the lesser crime of pandering.

Comment by Scrunt on May 16, 2020 at 12:05pm

The right to bear arms in Taiwan is a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on May 16, 2020 at 12:01pm

"I know some of these new social distancing rules for restaurants are ridiculous, but we're just gonna have to grin and bear them if we want to eat out."

Comment by Scrunt on May 16, 2020 at 11:54am

"Why don't you stop trying to mask your appetite and eat something before you fall down again."

Comment by Scrunt on May 16, 2020 at 11:52am

Panda Expressionism

Comment by Scrunt on May 16, 2020 at 11:51am

"For crying out loud, John, put on a mask!  They're an endangered species, do you want them to go extinct?"

Comment by JJJ23 on May 16, 2020 at 11:03am

They're saying now that this may be only the beginning of the pandaemic.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 16, 2020 at 9:20am

"Relax the zoo isn't going to notice they're missing.''

Comment by Mervin97 on May 16, 2020 at 9:17am

"Sure you don't want any, this is the best sauted bat I ever had."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 16, 2020 at 9:10am

They need one more panda to make tic tac toe.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 16, 2020 at 9:00am

They met on Panda mingle.com.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 16, 2020 at 8:57am

"Next time we have to go to a restaurant that serves bamboo."  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 16, 2020 at 7:27am

"OK, who took a dump on my dumpling?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 16, 2020 at 7:24am

Because real children would cost too much!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 16, 2020 at 7:23am

"Honey, I punked the kids!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 16, 2020 at 7:22am

This Chop Shtick moment has been brought to you by the Wuhan Zoo.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 16, 2020 at 7:16am

Pandamonium broke out when a patron noticed their kids weren't wearing masks!

Comment by VomitFlop on May 15, 2020 at 10:36pm

"Oh, man! Yep, you guessed it. I'm stuffed!"

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