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"Is it just me or do you feel like we're under ursurveillance right now?"
"If I hadn't spent $100 winning these pandas for you in the ring toss we'd be having a decent meal right now."
Arrested for bestiality, they copped to the lesser crime of pandering.
The right to bear arms in Taiwan is a little different.
"I know some of these new social distancing rules for restaurants are ridiculous, but we're just gonna have to grin and bear them if we want to eat out."
"Why don't you stop trying to mask your appetite and eat something before you fall down again."
"For crying out loud, John, put on a mask! They're an endangered species, do you want them to go extinct?"
They're saying now that this may be only the beginning of the pandaemic.
"Relax the zoo isn't going to notice they're missing.''
"Sure you don't want any, this is the best sauted bat I ever had."
They need one more panda to make tic tac toe.
They met on Panda mingle.com.
"Next time we have to go to a restaurant that serves bamboo."
"OK, who took a dump on my dumpling?"
Because real children would cost too much!
"Honey, I punked the kids!"
This Chop Shtick moment has been brought to you by the Wuhan Zoo.
Pandamonium broke out when a patron noticed their kids weren't wearing masks!
"Oh, man! Yep, you guessed it. I'm stuffed!"
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