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Ummmmm... tastes just like bats and pangolins!
No, the mask is to help keep me from gagging.
Pandas are allergic to MSG.
I don't think they have to worry about social distancing.
I don't know about you, but me and the pandas are stuffed.
Speed dating in china gets weird during a pandaemic.
So, baby, what's ursine?
"At least this is less ridiculous than what they do over at Chuck E. Cheese."
Hearing that a restaurant patron wasn't wearing a mask, authorities sent over a couple of black and whites.
Guess Who’s Kunming To Dinner?
Given the present circumstances, at the end of the meal you get a misfortune cookie.
Things got weird at the end of the evening when they decided to swap partners.
“So Ling-Ling, I hear that Bong-Bong here is such a flop-flop that they had to give you an artificial boom-boom.”
Oh man, I've seen this porno. She's about to bust out dem tiddies. This is Panda XXXpress.
If you two want bamboo, get individual bamboo plates. Don't get one for the table when we're not gonna have any. I'm not paying for your stick grass.
It's all fun and games until Chris Hansen walks in and accuses you of being a pandophile.
Kung Pao Panda.
Ted 3: The Road to Big Trouble in Chinatown
"Would you prefer we sit at the Badger Table?"
"Got ugly kids? No problem! Introducing Panda Express Clothing! Now your child can enjoy total anonymity while sparing you and
the rest of the world from witnessing her hideousness. Sure beats drowning them!"
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