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Trump: After this come on back to the house, I’ve got some left over McDonald’s, you people like that right?
So what’s your ex up to these days Tiger?? I have a position for her.
you don't care if cops kill some kids, you know ... "with hoodies", right?
did you hear how i'm putting the brown babies in jail at the border? isn't that great!
Trump's always on the lookout for another ball washer.
Hey you're part asian, can you get the Chinese to help me out?/ You're a joke.
"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
"You do know I still won't visit you in jail though right?"
"I bet you putt from the rough."
"Does this mean I get a Make America Golf Again hat?"
“Wait till they get a load of me!”
“What can I say? Like you, I really enjoy swinging.”
“If I win the US Open this summer, will you promise to change the name of Sierra National Forest to Tiger Woods?”
“While you’re at it, can you get me a Purple Heart, a Nobel Prize and an Oscar too?”
“Keep those presidential pardons handy. We’re both gonna need them.”
“Don’t tell anybody, but I voted for you… twice.”
“Sing Eye of the Tiger to me again, Donald. Pleaaaase!”
"Later, we can check the size of our number 3 Woods."
If you think that's impressive, you should see my up and down.
You screwed how many? That deserves a bigger medal.
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