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Caption Contest 05-15-2019

Honorable Mentions:

"You could have warned me you were wearing a blue suit and red tie." - Mervin97

Isn't it awesome not being accountable for anything? - JJJ23

It wasn't until two hours later that Tiger realized his wallet was missing. - A. Lien

Bronze:

"Despite our skin color, people don't get any whiter than us." - Mario!!!

Silver:

Tiger: I got it all lined up for us this afternoon, 18 hole event...

Trump: Celebrity Tournament?

Tiger: No ....9 Porn Stars... - blkbwayne

Gold:

It's ok, this country club is restricted but only to the ones who haven't sold their soul. - Rotwang

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Comment by JJJ23 on June 1, 2019 at 2:17pm

I wasn't sure about giving you a medal, because I know you lost a lot of money in the divorce, but my people informed me that you're still rich enough for me to consider you a person.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 24, 2019 at 3:04pm

Their rendition of Ebony & Ivory was greeted with Like a Rainbow.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 24, 2019 at 3:02pm

You can't even see Trump's lips moving.

Comment by A. Lien on May 23, 2019 at 7:27pm

It wasn't until two hours later that Tiger realized his wallet was missing. 

Comment by blkbwayne on May 17, 2019 at 12:03pm

Trump: After this come on back to the house, I’ve got some left over McDonald’s, you people like that right?

Comment by Iverneil on May 17, 2019 at 5:42am

So what’s your ex up to these days Tiger?? I have a position for her.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 17, 2019 at 5:12am

you don't care if cops kill some kids, you know ... "with hoodies", right?

Comment by mellowpuma on May 17, 2019 at 4:55am

did you hear how i'm putting the brown babies in jail at the border?  isn't that great!

Comment by MacSpruce on May 16, 2019 at 9:45pm

Trump's always on the lookout for another ball washer.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 16, 2019 at 8:39pm

Hey you're part asian, can you get the Chinese to help me out?/ You're a joke.

Comment by Rotwang on May 16, 2019 at 5:17pm

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Comment by Ian on May 16, 2019 at 12:38am

"You do know I still won't visit you in jail though right?"

Comment by Ian on May 15, 2019 at 11:14pm

"I bet you putt from the rough."

Comment by Ian on May 15, 2019 at 7:00pm

"Does this mean I get a Make America Golf Again hat?"

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2019 at 6:04pm

“Wait till they get a load of me!”

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2019 at 6:04pm

“What can I say?  Like you, I really enjoy swinging.”

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2019 at 6:03pm

“If I win the US Open this summer, will you promise to change the name of Sierra National Forest to Tiger Woods?”

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2019 at 6:03pm

“While you’re at it, can you get me a Purple Heart, a Nobel Prize and an Oscar too?”

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2019 at 6:03pm

“Keep those presidential pardons handy. We’re both gonna need them.”

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2019 at 6:02pm

“Don’t tell anybody, but I voted for you… twice.”

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