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Caption Contest 05-14-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Trump swears they're not bald. - JJJ23

They're not bald eagles, they're comb-over eagles. - KariGrant

it's a public service meant to entertain the snipers on the roof. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

I liked the White House Album better. - Ian

Silver:

"How can we fly like an eagle when the country is run by a turkey." - Mervin97

Gold:

Demanding to be removed as the National Bird. - Iverneil

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Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2018 at 5:11pm

“Fuck this place!  We’re flying to Canada!”

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2018 at 5:11pm

“Can someone point us to the U.S. Mint?  We’re here for the quarter back tryouts.”

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2018 at 5:10pm

When they heard their children were not allowed to prey in school, they took up picket signs and headed to Washington.

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2018 at 5:10pm

I heard Trump had recently hired a whole bunch of legal eagles to deal with his scandals, but this is ridiculous!

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2018 at 5:09pm

“Tonight on an all new America’s Got Talons…”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 15, 2018 at 1:14pm

Looks like Washington is going to the birds!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 15, 2018 at 1:09pm

Eagles protest at the White House after President Trump says he wants to make the Tufted Titmouse the national symbol.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 15, 2018 at 1:04pm

Flock it to me!!!

Comment by VomitFlop on May 15, 2018 at 12:53pm

'Which way to the West Wing?"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 15, 2018 at 12:49pm

The Eagles - Patty Road

Comment by VomitFlop on May 15, 2018 at 12:47pm

"Isn't there enough fowl play at the White House?"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 15, 2018 at 12:28pm

Carefreedom

Comment by VomitFlop on May 15, 2018 at 12:27pm

"Oh, shit. It's Don Henley!"

Comment by Mario!!! on May 15, 2018 at 8:46am

Birds of a Feather Bloc Together

Comment by Mario!!! on May 15, 2018 at 8:26am

They were quickly arrested for protesting ill-eaglely.

Comment by 38chrysler on May 15, 2018 at 7:12am

New Flash!!!... 5 Ill Eagles jumped the fence at the White House and the Secret Service did nothing but shoot the birds....

Comment by Mervin97 on May 15, 2018 at 6:10am

"We find it offensive that Philadelphia uses us as their namesake, we would prefer to be called the New England Eagles."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 15, 2018 at 6:04am

"How can we fly like an eagle when the country is run by a turkey."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 15, 2018 at 6:03am

The awareness protest for the prevention of baldness fell on deaf ears. 

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