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Caption Contest 05-14-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Trump swears they're not bald. - JJJ23

They're not bald eagles, they're comb-over eagles. - KariGrant

it's a public service meant to entertain the snipers on the roof. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

I liked the White House Album better. - Ian

Silver:

"How can we fly like an eagle when the country is run by a turkey." - Mervin97

Gold:

Demanding to be removed as the National Bird. - Iverneil

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Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 6:54pm

We want mini white houses

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 6:31pm

Bald eagles actually think they laid their eggs

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 6:29pm

Mohammed is so jealous right now

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 6:23pm

CNN LIVE: bald eagles love their name being called and hunting and pecking

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 4:13pm

Some birds never take a shit until it's time to fly

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 4:10pm

The White House looks like ants because their high all day

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 4:06pm

native americans are like Fabio compared to you

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 4:03pm

Bigger bird's nest of things, now!!

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 4:01pm

How do you make your eggs?!

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 2:16pm

Why did you say we needed to be bald?!

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 2:13pm

Fence approval rating is stable

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 16, 2018 at 2:12pm

We'll learn to fly to get our feathers fluffed

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:49am

it's a public service meant to entertain the snipers on the roof.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:46am

whatever this is, it's better than a job inside the whitehouse.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:43am

how a bill becomes furry porn.

Comment by Scrunt on May 15, 2018 at 9:38pm

When you said that D.C. was plagued by a bunch of birdbrains, you weren't kidding!

Comment by KariGrant on May 15, 2018 at 8:26pm

Those aren't the Eagles and that's not Hotel California.

Comment by KariGrant on May 15, 2018 at 8:24pm

They're not bald eagles, they're comb-over eagles.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 15, 2018 at 8:07pm

All dissenters should be killed because of freedom and Jesus and all that other horseshit Republicans don't actually believe in.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 15, 2018 at 7:57pm

Trump swears they're not bald.

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