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CNN LIVE: bald eagles love their name being called and hunting and pecking
Some birds never take a shit until it's time to fly
The White House looks like ants because their high all day
native americans are like Fabio compared to you
Bigger bird's nest of things, now!!
How do you make your eggs?!
Why did you say we needed to be bald?!
Fence approval rating is stable
We'll learn to fly to get our feathers fluffed
it's a public service meant to entertain the snipers on the roof.
whatever this is, it's better than a job inside the whitehouse.
how a bill becomes furry porn.
When you said that D.C. was plagued by a bunch of birdbrains, you weren't kidding!
Those aren't the Eagles and that's not Hotel California.
They're not bald eagles, they're comb-over eagles.
All dissenters should be killed because of freedom and Jesus and all that other horseshit Republicans don't actually believe in.
Trump swears they're not bald.
“Fuck this place! We’re flying to Canada!”
“Can someone point us to the U.S. Mint? We’re here for the quarter back tryouts.”
When they heard their children were not allowed to prey in school, they took up picket signs and headed to Washington.
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