Trump swears they're not bald. - JJJ23
They're not bald eagles, they're comb-over eagles. - KariGrant
it's a public service meant to entertain the snipers on the roof. - mellowpuma
Bronze:
I liked the White House Album better. - Ian
Silver:
"How can we fly like an eagle when the country is run by a turkey." - Mervin97
Gold:
Demanding to be removed as the National Bird. - Iverneil
Comment
They heard there was an eaglemaniac in the White House.
What the flock?!
it's like "abby road" except that was good, and this is not.
Demanding to be removed as the National Bird.
What do we want?/ The list is too long! When do we want it?/ It's already to late!
I liked the White House Album better.
Trump's eagle counsel team has been outperforming his legal counsel team.
Their motto: Liberté, éagalité, fraternité.
The eagles have banded.
I no a few folks who'd like to give this president the bird! (ha ha ha, totalitarianism)
This administration... is for the birds! (rimshot) No, but we've stopped valuing the truth so our country is dead and rotting. (second rimshot)
Steve Miller said "Fly like an Eagle" not "Walk like an Egyptian".
Sick of being made look bad, the bird community finally had enough of all those tweets.
"In sports news, the Superbowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles visited the White house today." Nod to Mervin97
Looks like their headed for the west WING (sorry, that was horrible even for my standards)
"Mr. Trump, the reporters from Wingspan are here."
You can peck your friends but not your friends nose!!
♫ Save tonight. Fight the break of dawn. Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone. ♫
Eagle eyes watching eagle eye missiles is my mom
If you put a no mascots sign outside a country club it works every time
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