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Caption Contest 05-12-2019

Honorable Mentions:

I didn't know that Chilpote's had a Drive-Thru... - 38chrysler

"Anybody catch the name of that twister?" - VomitFlop

Dump Trucker - Scrunt

Bronze:

"It's not a newspaper so much as a digest. We call it The American Standard." - MacSpruce

Silver:

Traffic isn’t the only thing that seems to be backed up - blkbwayne

Gold:

OMG my horoscope is so accurate u guys listen to this:

"Get a breath of fresh air and you will experience a natural release." - Rotwang

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 24, 2019 at 3:14pm

One, if by land. Two, if by sea.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 24, 2019 at 3:13pm

What is Roger Miller's throne?

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 24, 2019 at 3:11pm

He's enjoying a blunt, paper, and that soothing Scat sound.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 24, 2019 at 3:07pm

Coleman's new Shitz & Giggles.

Comment by Rosedude on May 22, 2019 at 7:12pm

The headlines do this to me every morning.

Comment by blkbwayne on May 22, 2019 at 9:25am

Traffic isn’t the only thing that seems to be backed up

Comment by JJJ23 on May 16, 2019 at 7:54pm

You don't hear a lot of reviews for highways.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 4:10am

what would it look like if a cat stevens song were a person?

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 4:09am

mr. holland tunnel's o piss.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 4:08am

too clean to be a hobo, too crazy to be a drama teacher.  he's between worlds.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 14, 2019 at 6:46am

"Ha ha, sitting on the toilet to long can cause hemorrhoids, what a load of shit." 

Comment by Mervin97 on May 14, 2019 at 6:32am

Truckin' got my ass strapped in. Keep truckin' like a doo doo man.

Comment by Ian on May 14, 2019 at 12:22am

"There ain't no difference between a toilet and a time machine.  People get so hung up on specifics."

Comment by Ian on May 13, 2019 at 11:54pm

"Somebody call Riggs!  I'm getting too old for this shit."

Comment by Ian on May 13, 2019 at 11:51pm

"Look out the window kids, we're passing the monument to Shitting Bull."

Comment by Ian on May 13, 2019 at 11:50pm

"If Snoopy can do it so can Poopy!"

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:46pm

"Dave, next time rent us a Port-o-Potty with fucking walls for crying out loud."

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:44pm

"What?  Why do you think they call this place The Dump?"

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:43pm

"No need to stare, people. Yes, I'm reading a newspaper on actual paper.  Now kindly leave me to my business."

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:36pm

Joe de Toilette

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