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Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

You don't hear a lot of reviews for highways.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 4:10am

what would it look like if a cat stevens song were a person?

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 4:09am

mr. holland tunnel's o piss.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 4:08am

too clean to be a hobo, too crazy to be a drama teacher.  he's between worlds.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 14, 2019 at 6:46am

"Ha ha, sitting on the toilet to long can cause hemorrhoids, what a load of shit." 

Comment by Mervin97 on May 14, 2019 at 6:32am

Truckin' got my ass strapped in. Keep truckin' like a doo doo man.

Comment by Ian on May 14, 2019 at 12:22am

"There ain't no difference between a toilet and a time machine.  People get so hung up on specifics."

Comment by Ian on May 13, 2019 at 11:54pm

"Somebody call Riggs!  I'm getting too old for this shit."

Comment by Ian on May 13, 2019 at 11:51pm

"Look out the window kids, we're passing the monument to Shitting Bull."

Comment by Ian on May 13, 2019 at 11:50pm

"If Snoopy can do it so can Poopy!"

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:46pm

"Dave, next time rent us a Port-o-Potty with fucking walls for crying out loud."

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:44pm

"What?  Why do you think they call this place The Dump?"

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:43pm

"No need to stare, people. Yes, I'm reading a newspaper on actual paper.  Now kindly leave me to my business."

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:36pm

Joe de Toilette

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:35pm

"What can I say?  I can only do the Sunday Times puzzle while sitting on the toilet."

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:33pm

When he's not hauling freight across the country, Bob can usually be found driving the porcelain bus.

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:31pm

Dump Trucker

Comment by KariGrant on May 13, 2019 at 4:52pm

That's my Uncle. He invested half his wealth in toilet paper; the other half in revolving doors. He was wiped out before he could turn around.

Comment by Mario!!! on May 13, 2019 at 10:27am

The Big Lebowelski

Comment by Mario!!! on May 13, 2019 at 10:24am

"Have you seen truckstop bathrooms? No thanks!"

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