I didn't know that Chilpote's had a Drive-Thru... - 38chrysler
"Anybody catch the name of that twister?" - VomitFlop
Dump Trucker - Scrunt
Bronze:
"It's not a newspaper so much as a digest. We call it The American Standard." - MacSpruce
Silver:
Traffic isn’t the only thing that seems to be backed up - blkbwayne
Gold:
OMG my horoscope is so accurate u guys listen to this:
"Get a breath of fresh air and you will experience a natural release." - Rotwang
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"What can I say? I can only do the Sunday Times puzzle while sitting on the toilet."
When he's not hauling freight across the country, Bob can usually be found driving the porcelain bus.
Dump Trucker
That's my Uncle. He invested half his wealth in toilet paper; the other half in revolving doors. He was wiped out before he could turn around.
The Big Lebowelski
"Have you seen truckstop bathrooms? No thanks!"
Every stock pick of Timothy’s plunged and turned to shit.
Claim of Thrones
Bob forgot to take down his pants and then shit himself, second time this week.
♪ Shit the road, Jack & don't you come back no more no more no more no more. ♪
Flush Hour
"Guess he ain't gotta worry about filling up on gas anytime soon."
"Anybody catch the name of that twister?"
Right before a T-rex devours him whole.
Where will you be when Uber drivers strike?
The National Enquirer – Plumbing the depths of yellow journalism since 1926
"It's not a newspaper so much as a digest. We call it The American Standard."
Quick, I need a five letter word for "commode"
I didn't know that Chilpote's had a Drive-Thru...
Well, at least he's using the plopper hand signal.
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