Comedy Whirled

Caption Contest 05-12-2019

Honorable Mentions:

I didn't know that Chilpote's had a Drive-Thru... - 38chrysler

"Anybody catch the name of that twister?" - VomitFlop

Dump Trucker - Scrunt

Bronze:

"It's not a newspaper so much as a digest. We call it The American Standard." - MacSpruce

Silver:

Traffic isn’t the only thing that seems to be backed up - blkbwayne

Gold:

OMG my horoscope is so accurate u guys listen to this:

"Get a breath of fresh air and you will experience a natural release." - Rotwang

Comment

Got a funny caption? Join Comedy Whirled!

Join Comedy Whirled

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:35pm

"What can I say?  I can only do the Sunday Times puzzle while sitting on the toilet."

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:33pm

When he's not hauling freight across the country, Bob can usually be found driving the porcelain bus.

Comment by Scrunt on May 13, 2019 at 9:31pm

Dump Trucker

Comment by KariGrant on May 13, 2019 at 4:52pm

That's my Uncle. He invested half his wealth in toilet paper; the other half in revolving doors. He was wiped out before he could turn around.

Comment by Mario!!! on May 13, 2019 at 10:27am

The Big Lebowelski

Comment by Mario!!! on May 13, 2019 at 10:24am

"Have you seen truckstop bathrooms? No thanks!"

Comment by Iverneil on May 13, 2019 at 8:28am

Every stock pick of Timothy’s plunged and turned to shit.

Comment by Iverneil on May 13, 2019 at 8:23am

Claim of Thrones

Comment by Mervin97 on May 13, 2019 at 5:23am

Bob forgot to take down his pants and then shit himself, second time this week.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 12, 2019 at 10:28pm

♪ Shit the road, Jack & don't you come back no more no more no more no more. 

Comment by VomitFlop on May 12, 2019 at 10:24pm

Flush Hour

Comment by VomitFlop on May 12, 2019 at 10:23pm

"Guess he ain't gotta worry about filling up on gas anytime soon."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 12, 2019 at 10:18pm

"Anybody catch the name of that twister?"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 12, 2019 at 10:16pm

Right before a T-rex devours him whole.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 12, 2019 at 10:15pm

Where will you be when Uber drivers strike?

Comment by MacSpruce on May 12, 2019 at 9:27pm

The National Enquirer – Plumbing the depths of yellow journalism since 1926

Comment by MacSpruce on May 12, 2019 at 9:17pm

"It's not a newspaper so much as a digest. We call it The American Standard."

Comment by Rodney Dean on May 12, 2019 at 6:09pm

Quick, I need a five letter word for "commode"

Comment by 38chrysler on May 12, 2019 at 10:15am

I didn't know that Chilpote's had a Drive-Thru...

Comment by KariGrant on May 12, 2019 at 10:09am

Well, at least he's using the plopper hand signal.

© 2019   Whirled Wide Network   Powered by Windmills

Badgers  |  Complain Complain Complain  |  Terms of Service