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You don't hear a lot of reviews for highways.
what would it look like if a cat stevens song were a person?
mr. holland tunnel's o piss.
too clean to be a hobo, too crazy to be a drama teacher. he's between worlds.
"Ha ha, sitting on the toilet to long can cause hemorrhoids, what a load of shit."
Truckin' got my ass strapped in. Keep truckin' like a doo doo man.
"There ain't no difference between a toilet and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics."
"Somebody call Riggs! I'm getting too old for this shit."
"Look out the window kids, we're passing the monument to Shitting Bull."
"If Snoopy can do it so can Poopy!"
"Dave, next time rent us a Port-o-Potty with fucking walls for crying out loud."
"What? Why do you think they call this place The Dump?"
"No need to stare, people. Yes, I'm reading a newspaper on actual paper. Now kindly leave me to my business."
Joe de Toilette
"What can I say? I can only do the Sunday Times puzzle while sitting on the toilet."
When he's not hauling freight across the country, Bob can usually be found driving the porcelain bus.
That's my Uncle. He invested half his wealth in toilet paper; the other half in revolving doors. He was wiped out before he could turn around.
The Big Lebowelski
"Have you seen truckstop bathrooms? No thanks!"
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