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Caption Contest 05-11-2018

Disturbing Mentions:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing." - Mario!!!

"I find your love of Jimmy Buffett disturbing." - Ian

“Luke may be my son, but I want you to call me Daddy.” - Scrunt

Bronze:

Darth Baiter - 38chrysler

Silver:

'It's like Lost, but, you know, in Space." - VomitFlop

Gold:

"Luke, come to the seaside." - Mervin97

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Comment by 38chrysler on May 14, 2018 at 8:07pm

Darth Baiter

Comment by Scrunt on May 14, 2018 at 5:06pm

“Who does a Sith Lord gotta choke around here to get a fucking strawberry daiquiri?”

Comment by Scrunt on May 14, 2018 at 5:06pm

“Which one of us clogged our cabin shower drain?  Take a wild fucking guess, Sherlock!”

Comment by Scrunt on May 14, 2018 at 5:06pm

The Empire Sails Back

Comment by Scrunt on May 14, 2018 at 5:06pm

You just never know who you’ll run into on a gay cruise.

Comment by Scrunt on May 14, 2018 at 5:05pm

“Luke may be my son, but I want you to call me Daddy.”

Comment by 38chrysler on May 14, 2018 at 12:37pm

I don't care if we are going to Margaritaville... I'm not wearing flip-flops and a Hawaiian flowery shirt.

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 14, 2018 at 7:52am

The clone wars death star is the perfect married couple for every cantina

Comment by mellowpuma on May 14, 2018 at 6:40am

going to the virgin islands?

Comment by Global Pope on May 13, 2018 at 9:26pm

Aft Vader - Spewbacca

Comment by Ian on May 13, 2018 at 4:33am

"I find your love of Jimmy Buffett disturbing."

Comment by Ian on May 13, 2018 at 4:30am

"he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."

Comment by Ian on May 13, 2018 at 4:28am

"You don't know the power of twin Volvo Penta Engines."

Comment by Ian on May 13, 2018 at 4:27am

Name of the boat: The Midichlorian

Comment by KariGrant on May 12, 2018 at 7:11pm

Darth may be your father, but I am your rudder.

Comment by KariGrant on May 12, 2018 at 7:10pm

Just another day trolling.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2018 at 3:40pm

Don't force it, just cruise.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 12, 2018 at 1:03pm

"Really don't know why they sent us out here to fight their kaiju instead of their Gundam ripoffs, but whatever. Let's do this thing."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 12, 2018 at 1:00pm

"You're fucking right, okay? Next time, we'll just go with our corporate overlords, Disney Cruise Line instead of Carnival."

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 12, 2018 at 10:26am

Earth had the most wiki's talking about them

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