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I was told there'd be crudites? (give me that win, y'all know crudites is a funny word!)
"Real brilliant Chewbacca, we wasted three hours to see something called the Land oh Calrissian"
I thought they burried Carrie Fisher.
on some level, the captain knew he was ferrying billionaires to an island where they'd play "the most dangerous game".
if the masks are on, god won't realize it's us doing what we're about to do.
their other friend wanted to come, but all he had was a spiderman outfit. what an asshole.
nobody who isn't fishing doesn't fuck on a boat. that's the first rule of maritime law.
nobody doesn't fuck on a boat. that's the first rule of maritime law.
I mean Luke could have just gone and fought Kylo in person if he was gonna die anyway right? Episode 9's gonna be unwatchable.
Hey dude, I heard there's a new barbershop opening here on the weird island. Yeah, it's just a thought.
So you're um, gonna kill your boss and then train your son, who's inevitably meant to kill you cause that's how the sith work? You might wanna do that math again.
"Guess which one of us is already at half-mast."
"Hey turn that up, it's Mary J. Bilge!"
"In Soviet Russia, whale watches you."
Fishing... For Dwan
"Ha! Look at Yoda, he's turning green."
“Who does a Sith Lord gotta choke around here to get a fucking strawberry daiquiri?”
“Which one of us clogged our cabin shower drain? Take a wild fucking guess, Sherlock!”
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