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The Empire Sails Back
You just never know who you’ll run into on a gay cruise.
“Luke may be my son, but I want you to call me Daddy.”
I don't care if we are going to Margaritaville... I'm not wearing flip-flops and a Hawaiian flowery shirt.
The clone wars death star is the perfect married couple for every cantina
going to the virgin islands?
Aft Vader - Spewbacca
"I find your love of Jimmy Buffett disturbing."
"he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."
"You don't know the power of twin Volvo Penta Engines."
Name of the boat: The Midichlorian
Darth may be your father, but I am your rudder.
Just another day trolling.
Don't force it, just cruise.
"Really don't know why they sent us out here to fight their kaiju instead of their Gundam ripoffs, but whatever. Let's do this thing."
"You're fucking right, okay? Next time, we'll just go with our corporate overlords, Disney Cruise Line instead of Carnival."
Earth had the most wiki's talking about them
After blowing up the jedis, we can't believe they wanted to fight all day
Midget cover bands get las Vegas and we get the master bedroom
No one would have guessed it was Jesus and Hitler golfing
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