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Caption Contest 05-11-2018

Disturbing Mentions:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing." - Mario!!!

"I find your love of Jimmy Buffett disturbing." - Ian

“Luke may be my son, but I want you to call me Daddy.” - Scrunt

Bronze:

Darth Baiter - 38chrysler

Silver:

'It's like Lost, but, you know, in Space." - VomitFlop

Gold:

"Luke, come to the seaside." - Mervin97

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Comment by MacSpruce on May 30, 2018 at 8:00pm

Approaching the non-event horizon.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 30, 2018 at 8:00pm

As you can see from the graph, the whole thing peaked long ago and has tapered off ever since.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 27, 2018 at 9:53pm

♫ Oo-ee, oo-ee Vady, Oo-ee, oo-ee Vady, Oo-ee, oo-ee Vady, 
Won't ya let me take you on a .. sea cruise? ♫

Comment by JJJ23 on May 17, 2018 at 1:49pm

I was told there'd be crudites? (give me that win, y'all know crudites is a funny word!)

Comment by Jams3kds on May 17, 2018 at 4:52am

"Real brilliant Chewbacca, we wasted three hours to see something called the Land oh Calrissian" 

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 17, 2018 at 3:17am

I thought they burried Carrie Fisher.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 17, 2018 at 3:14am

Spewbacca

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:59am

on some level, the captain knew he was ferrying billionaires to an island where they'd play "the most dangerous game". 

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:56am

if the masks are on, god won't realize it's us doing what we're about to do.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:54am

their other friend wanted to come, but all he had was a spiderman outfit.  what an asshole.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:51am

nobody who isn't fishing doesn't fuck on a boat.  that's the first rule of maritime law. 

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:51am

nobody doesn't fuck on a boat.  that's the first rule of maritime law. 

Comment by JJJ23 on May 15, 2018 at 7:51pm

I mean Luke could have just gone and fought Kylo in person if he was gonna die anyway right? Episode 9's gonna be unwatchable.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 15, 2018 at 7:44pm

Hey dude, I heard there's a new barbershop opening here on the weird island. Yeah, it's just a thought.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 15, 2018 at 7:41pm

So you're um, gonna kill your boss and then train your son, who's inevitably meant to kill you cause that's how the sith work? You might wanna do that math again.

Comment by Ian on May 15, 2018 at 1:33am

"Guess which one of us is already at half-mast."

Comment by Ian on May 15, 2018 at 1:33am

"Hey turn that up, it's Mary J. Bilge!"

Comment by Ian on May 15, 2018 at 1:31am

"In Soviet Russia, whale watches you."

Comment by Ian on May 15, 2018 at 1:28am

Fishing... For Dwan

Comment by Ian on May 15, 2018 at 1:27am

"Ha!  Look at Yoda, he's turning green."

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