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Its never a good career move to defy the cat lady Office Manager..
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the litter box!
Because saying yes would mean having to put on a happy face.
Just say "NO" to Dougs!
With an attitude like that, no wonder you've never been adopted!
"I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement."
Someone's been reading Coping Strategies for Chronic Push-Overs.
It's important to start outside when hitchhiking to Mardi Gras.
Mad Maxine: Furry NO
They took the needle off my head. I'm no longer the Furry with the syringe on top.
Trump would totally grab that!
“To be honest, everyone in the office is a little terrified of what will happen when she turns the sign over to YES.”
“Is it Furry Week in the office? Did you lose a bet? Does it make you feel pretty? Is it laundry day? Are you a Scientologist? Can I get a hint? Shit!”
“Excuse me, I’m sure you get asked this all the time but… Are you insane? Well you could’ve fooled me.”
Working at Hello Kitty isn’t all catnip and playing with balls of yarn you know.
We're all going for coffee Jeff, did I hear you were arrested for masturbating at the local production of Cats?
Is it ok if I check that wall back there for corpses?
D'you hear they changed the office party theme to "Don't Dress Like A House Pet and Also Don't Act Mute"?
You have a good weekend, Greg?
Good luck licking your hard drive clean.
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