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Caption Contest 05-06-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"No meat shortage here, if you get my drift." - Rosedude

“Never mind. You don’t have to be able to spell sycophant to be one.” - MacSpruce

Her pencil doubles as eyeliner. - Mike McHuman

Bronze:

"You have sexy handwriting." - Mervin97

Silver:

I don’t like wearing my tie this long but what can I do? - Iverneil

Gold:

"Thirty-two across is P I V O T.   Seven down is D E F L E C T.  Three across is S P I N." - Ian

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Comment by MadAdam on May 26, 2020 at 10:27am

Now connect that line to that one and......it's an old man, but turn it upside down and.....A HORSE!!! I know, pretty cool, isn't it?

Comment by MadAdam on May 26, 2020 at 10:26am

It's p-u-s-s-y-d-e-s-t-r-o-y-e-r69@gmail.com.

Comment by MadAdam on May 26, 2020 at 10:23am

Then you slide the hot dog right into the potato. Yep. Then 45 minutes at 350 and, voila'. 

Comment by MadAdam on May 26, 2020 at 10:22am

I know, Mitch and Nancy doing it? Yep, with my own 2 eyes. Grossest thing I ever saw...…….are you writing this down? Whoa, whoa this is off the record.

Comment by MadAdam on May 26, 2020 at 10:18am

No, no, we don't use BIGLY anymore. Where have you been? Under a rock? Geeze.

Comment by MadAdam on May 26, 2020 at 10:16am

Taking some dicktation.

Comment by AKAAB on May 17, 2020 at 9:54am

Can I smell you crotch? No?  Then it must be your feet.  

Comment by AKAAB on May 17, 2020 at 9:54am

See, I told Biden you can smell hair from this far away.  

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2020 at 2:36pm

Psst, why's everyone so psst?

Comment by MacSpruce on May 10, 2020 at 8:29pm

“How would you like to come and frolic on the Meadows?”

Comment by MacSpruce on May 10, 2020 at 8:28pm

“Been getting any, McEnany?”

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 10, 2020 at 3:24am

I'm sorry Mr. Secretary, but the President already grabbed it.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 10, 2020 at 3:22am

You understand, I'm not really in the Navy, right?

Comment by Ian on May 8, 2020 at 9:01pm

"You have to click the top of the pen to make it write."

Comment by Ian on May 8, 2020 at 8:59pm

"You know I'm a good fella, right?"

Comment by Ian on May 8, 2020 at 8:57pm

"Want to see where we keep the alien bodies?"

Comment by Scrunt on May 8, 2020 at 1:23pm

"The only thing you should ever be liberal about in your communications is with your praise of the President."

Comment by Scrunt on May 8, 2020 at 11:49am

"The word of the day is legs.  Spread the word."

Comment by Scrunt on May 8, 2020 at 11:48am

"It's spelled P-R-E-S-I-D-E-N-T...  Tell me again how you managed to get this job!"

Comment by Scrunt on May 8, 2020 at 11:43am

"I don't mind helping you, but next time how about wearing a low cut outfit in this little tit for tat arrangement of ours?"

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