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Caption Contest 05-06-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"No meat shortage here, if you get my drift." - Rosedude

“Never mind. You don’t have to be able to spell sycophant to be one.” - MacSpruce

Her pencil doubles as eyeliner. - Mike McHuman

Bronze:

"You have sexy handwriting." - Mervin97

Silver:

I don’t like wearing my tie this long but what can I do? - Iverneil

Gold:

"Thirty-two across is P I V O T.   Seven down is D E F L E C T.  Three across is S P I N." - Ian

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Comment by Scrunt on May 8, 2020 at 11:37am

"Word of advice: Don't get into a spray-on tanning competition with the President.  You won't win."

Comment by Rosedude on May 7, 2020 at 7:04pm

"I heard it was a choice between press secretary number four and wife number four.  Good decision."

Comment by Rosedude on May 7, 2020 at 7:03pm

"Since you'll never have any self-respect again, you'd just as well have sex with me."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 7, 2020 at 4:46pm

Some guys like to take a dip in the secretarial pool.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 7, 2020 at 4:42pm

This hand gesture moment has been brought to you by, "Larry's Lube and Car Wash."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 7, 2020 at 4:32pm

"You have the write stuff, gorgeous!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 7, 2020 at 4:27pm

"I'll have the tuna on rye with a coke and your phone number."

Comment by Rotwang on May 7, 2020 at 9:36am

The full phrase is "and Misdemeanors".

Comment by Mario!!! on May 7, 2020 at 8:13am

"Psst. I'm not wearing any underwear."

Comment by Mario!!! on May 7, 2020 at 8:11am

The Horse Shit Whisperer

Comment by JJJ23 on May 7, 2020 at 7:37am

Why do they keep referring to me as that Graham cracker?

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2020 at 5:46am

"You have sexy handwriting."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2020 at 5:43am

"Whoa, when was the last time you douched." 

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2020 at 5:37am

"You should show more cleavage."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2020 at 5:35am

"Covid-19 is a hoax."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2020 at 5:35am

"Just lie about everything."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2020 at 5:34am

"Trump picks his nose and eats it, pass it on."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 6, 2020 at 9:49pm

"That's too many fancy words. Can you dumb it down a lot?"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 6, 2020 at 9:47pm

"You do realize that he didn't hire you for your strong work ethic, right?"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 6, 2020 at 9:45pm

"Mind if I cough in your ear? I left my mask, in my, uh, car."

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