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Caption Contest 05-06-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"No meat shortage here, if you get my drift." - Rosedude

“Never mind. You don’t have to be able to spell sycophant to be one.” - MacSpruce

Her pencil doubles as eyeliner. - Mike McHuman

Bronze:

"You have sexy handwriting." - Mervin97

Silver:

I don’t like wearing my tie this long but what can I do? - Iverneil

Gold:

"Thirty-two across is P I V O T.   Seven down is D E F L E C T.  Three across is S P I N." - Ian

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Comment by VomitFlop on May 6, 2020 at 9:43pm

Murmur, She Wrote

Comment by MacSpruce on May 6, 2020 at 9:43pm

Following Year-Long Hiatus, White House Press Briefings Resume With Blonde Joke

Comment by VomitFlop on May 6, 2020 at 9:43pm

"Psst! Your roots are showing."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 6, 2020 at 9:42pm

"He's never gonna read any of that."

Comment by MacSpruce on May 6, 2020 at 9:35pm

“Never mind. You don’t have to be able to spell sycophant to be one.”

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 6, 2020 at 9:10pm

I was just wondering if you've ever seen "The Crying Game".

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 6, 2020 at 9:09pm

Her pencil doubles as eyeliner.

Comment by Ian on May 6, 2020 at 9:08pm

"Thirty-two across is P I V O T.   Seven down is D E F L E C T.  Three across is S P I N."

Comment by Ian on May 6, 2020 at 9:06pm

"Put an X in the center box."

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 6, 2020 at 9:04pm

It's spelled B-O-O-B-S.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 6, 2020 at 9:04pm

So many sexist jokes. So little self-respect.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 6, 2020 at 9:01pm

Hey, how would you like to go out later and get some of drinks between a couple of coworkers, you know, Secretary to secretary.

Comment by Rosedude on May 6, 2020 at 8:45pm

"No meat shortage here, if you get my drift."

Comment by Iverneil on May 6, 2020 at 8:29pm

I don’t like wearing my tie this long but what can I do?

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