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Caption Contest 05-06-2019

Bronze:

"I just found this in my roll of fat."

"Me too." - Mervin97

Silver:

"Stop fat shaming my dad!" - VomitFlop

Gold:

My Big Fat Japanese Upbringing - MacSpruce

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Comment by blkbwayne on May 16, 2019 at 1:02pm

funny, they were fine until he called them his little dumplings ...

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:45am

if seth rogan laughs, it's not a crime.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:43am

no one's diaper was totally clean that day.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:42am

4 diapers, no social service check up.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:38am

the more unhappy the babies are, the more happy the old man becomes.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:38am

it takes a village to scare a child.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 9, 2019 at 5:57pm

It's like a Krang situation.

Comment by 38chrysler on May 8, 2019 at 9:06pm

...and that Magician thought pulling a rabbit out of his hat was a big deal...

Comment by Iverneil on May 8, 2019 at 8:25am

You’re never gonna grow unless you start eating the big ones Yoshi.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 7, 2019 at 9:24pm

Fittingly enough, sumo babies do a lot of blubbering. 

Comment by MacSpruce on May 7, 2019 at 9:11pm

The sum of all their fears is their fear of all sumos.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 7, 2019 at 9:09pm

My Big Fat Japanese Upbringing

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2019 at 4:37pm

Unbeknownst to many there's always a human sacrifice before a sumo match. 

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2019 at 4:32pm

"Whoever eats the most babies wins."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 7, 2019 at 4:30pm

"I just found this in my roll of fat."

"Me too."

Comment by blkbwayne on May 7, 2019 at 3:16pm

“To Serve Man” is a cookbook??!!!

Comment by blkbwayne on May 7, 2019 at 7:46am

They just found out they were the new sparing partners 

Comment by Ian on May 6, 2019 at 7:38pm

"Don't worry, they'll learn the laughing meditation by their 50th birthday."

Comment by 38chrysler on May 6, 2019 at 7:02pm

We have switched these two wrestlers first meal of the day with babies.. let's see if they can tell the difference...

Comment by Scrunt on May 6, 2019 at 5:07pm

“I told you two our boobs had no milk in them for you.”

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