"I just found this in my roll of fat."
"Me too." - Mervin97
"Stop fat shaming my dad!" - VomitFlop
My Big Fat Japanese Upbringing - MacSpruce
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funny, they were fine until he called them his little dumplings ...
if seth rogan laughs, it's not a crime.
no one's diaper was totally clean that day.
4 diapers, no social service check up.
the more unhappy the babies are, the more happy the old man becomes.
it takes a village to scare a child.
It's like a Krang situation.
...and that Magician thought pulling a rabbit out of his hat was a big deal...
You’re never gonna grow unless you start eating the big ones Yoshi.
Fittingly enough, sumo babies do a lot of blubbering.
The sum of all their fears is their fear of all sumos.
My Big Fat Japanese Upbringing
Unbeknownst to many there's always a human sacrifice before a sumo match.
"Whoever eats the most babies wins."
“To Serve Man” is a cookbook??!!!
They just found out they were the new sparing partners
"Don't worry, they'll learn the laughing meditation by their 50th birthday."
We have switched these two wrestlers first meal of the day with babies.. let's see if they can tell the difference...
“I told you two our boobs had no milk in them for you.”
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