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Caption Contest 05-05-2018

Honorable Mentions:

She sucks at catching fish, but she fishes at catching sucks. - JJJ23

"It's hard enough going up the steepest river in the world without hitchhikers!" - Ian

one in the hand is worth ... no, throw it elsewhere. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka - Scrunt

Silver:

You keeled my Father, prepare to die. - Iverneil

Gold:

"STROKE...STROKE...STROKE." - Mervin97

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Comment by Rotwang on May 5, 2018 at 10:49am

She wasn't popular in high school.

Comment by 38chrysler on May 5, 2018 at 7:54am

Careful... you keep rubbing on it like that and he will throw-up all over you...

Comment by 38chrysler on May 5, 2018 at 6:49am

I dont know whats wrong with her... she's been feeling eel all day...

Comment by 38chrysler on May 5, 2018 at 6:44am

I'll take "Things That Like To Suck" for $200 Alex...

Comment by 38chrysler on May 5, 2018 at 6:39am

How come these electric eels all come with a different charger connector than my IPhone?

Comment by 38chrysler on May 5, 2018 at 6:35am

...I use them for Pasties down at the Club...

Comment by Mervin97 on May 5, 2018 at 5:41am

"STROKE...STROKE...STROKE."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 5, 2018 at 5:36am

"I think I'll name him butthole."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 5, 2018 at 5:32am

"It's my husbands penis, he'll never cheat on me again."

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