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Sadly, some guy is currently wanking to this picture.
one in the hand is worth ... no, throw it elsewhere.
Eel have what eel's eeling! (nailed it)
Eel have what eel's having! (oh wait, I did that one already)
Hold on to that sucker! (that's not a joke)
Electric Feel (cause a eel, and uh, that MGMT song, yeah, stupid.) (I think it's a big leech)
eel's well than ends w' eel
Eel of Misfortune
...eel ??? ...why I didn't even know it was sick.
...this must be one of those Snapping Turdholes I heard was in this lake....
"Girls Day Out" included pillow fights while rowing, telling nasty stories about your best friend's dad and letting an eel suck... whatever!
"I think we're going to need a bigger lure!"
"Deliverance 2" went straight to video.
"Well why have we always thought that they would come in metal ships?"
Who knew--a snake has a blow hole.
Their love wasn't just taboo, it was eeleagal.
"Sucks to be you!"
"Holy shit, look! P. T. Barnum was right, there's literally a sucker born every minute!"
Sarah suddenly realized there was a gaping hole missing in her Biology Diversity Report.
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