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Caption Contest 05-03-2020

Honorable Mentions:

It beats listening to Sting's music. - MadAdam

Talk about a buzz killer! - MacSpruce

can the news get not worse soon? - mellowpuma

Bronze:

"Murder? Ha! My antorney will flea bargain that down to involuntary beeslaughter in no time!" - Scrunt

Silver:

Now this would normally be very dangerous if I hadn't taken the proper precautions to devenumama, pajama, call, lime, one, cal, nime... - JJJ23

Gold:

Only slightly more vicious than the Involuntary Manslaughter Hornet. - Mike McHuman

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Comment by AKAAB on May 17, 2020 at 9:55am

Does this make you hornet, baby?  

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2020 at 3:01pm

Now this would normally be very dangerous if I hadn't taken the proper precautions to devenumama, pajama, call, lime, one, cal, nime...

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2020 at 2:43pm

PETA considers this rape.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 10, 2020 at 3:29am

Only slightly more vicious than the Involuntary Manslaughter Hornet.

Comment by Rotwang on May 7, 2020 at 10:07am

Don't worry, Dr. Trump recommended it.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 6, 2020 at 8:53pm

I saw this the other day on the Outer Limits. The guy becomes an invisible or a drone or a bug-eyed monster. It wasn't pretty.

Comment by Iverneil on May 6, 2020 at 4:18pm

Last minute he used the one that had been immersed in alcohol for 24 hrs.

Comment by Iverneil on May 6, 2020 at 4:17pm

They will sting if you do this!

Comment by JJJ23 on May 5, 2020 at 6:14pm

Well, he's in Charlotte so there's nothing to worry about.

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2020 at 2:33pm

It was love at first sting.

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2020 at 2:32pm

"Personally, I don't know why they call you a WASP? Are you even a Protestant for crying out loud?"

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2020 at 2:26pm

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but-- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!"

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2020 at 2:22pm

"Murder? Ha! My antorney will flea bargain that down to involuntary beeslaughter in no time!"

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2020 at 2:19pm

Arm & Dangerous

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 5, 2020 at 11:23am

Look at what I pulled out of the pimple on my cheek!

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 5, 2020 at 11:22am

Maybe the Anti-vaxxers have a point...

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 5, 2020 at 11:17am

Hey! What did I tell you about social distancing?

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 5, 2020 at 7:20am

Damn! Will you stop bugging me?

Comment by mellowpuma on May 5, 2020 at 4:11am

can the news get not worse soon?

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 5, 2020 at 12:59am

As Robert Conrad used to say: I dare you to knock it off.

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