Caption Contest 05-03-2019
Honorable Mentions:
You call that questioning,? ...my client was grilled - blkbwayne
A congressman, a chicken and a microphone walk into a Barr... - Gerhardguffaw
this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a wimpier analogy than anyone thought possible. - mellowpuma
Bronze:
"I seem to be a little lost. Can someone tell me how to get to the Supreme Food Court?" - Scrunt
Silver:
Another Senate cock measuring contest hearing... - AKAAB
Gold:
"And just why did you cross the road? And remember, sir, you are under oath." - Mario!!!
Comment
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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 18, 2019 at 7:57pm
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Who wants to buy a henway, was shouted across the room.
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Senate subcommittee resolves "Chicken v Road".
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All cock, and no balls.
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Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:36am
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right now i'm wondering what the new government will look like, and hoping our overlords will be generous at first.
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"cortana" won't find shit in widows. and congress can't find their balls. were the terrorists right? should we all die?
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Comment by Rotwang on May 11, 2019 at 3:21am
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Ok now, using this doll point to where he ate you.
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Comment by JJJ23 on May 9, 2019 at 6:01pm
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"Show us your cock!"/ I'm sorry times up, but trust me it's huge. But, yeah umm, not guilty.
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hey congress, you can subpoena people. any moron child with a phone can meme. just sayin'.
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this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a wimpier analogy than anyone thought possible.
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Comment by MacSpruce on May 7, 2019 at 9:30pm
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A little white meat for the base.
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Comment by KariGrant on May 6, 2019 at 9:47am
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We're about to find out, "what's a hen weigh."
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Comment by A. Lien on May 5, 2019 at 9:55pm
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Barr knew if he showed up he'd be be pretty well plucked.
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"At first glance this looks like a normal chicken. But watch what happens when I break it.
There's another, smaller chicken! And if I break that one, there's an even smaller chicken!"
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My sentiments eggs-actly.
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Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2019 at 8:06pm
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"Silly chicken, it's not the sky that's falling, it's America's belief in democracy."
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"Make sure you photographers get his good side."
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Another over the top melodramatic Senate hearing? Go figurine.
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"I know this is a little unorthodox, but please just bear with us as we seem to have misplaced the gavel."
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"I seem to be a little lost. Can someone tell me how to get to the Supreme Food Court?"
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Kentucky congressmen are easy to spot.
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