You call that questioning,? ...my client was grilled - blkbwayne
A congressman, a chicken and a microphone walk into a Barr... - Gerhardguffaw
this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a wimpier analogy than anyone thought possible. - mellowpuma
Bronze:
"I seem to be a little lost. Can someone tell me how to get to the Supreme Food Court?" - Scrunt
Silver:
Another Senate cock measuring contest hearing... - AKAAB
Gold:
"And just why did you cross the road? And remember, sir, you are under oath." - Mario!!!
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Who wants to buy a henway, was shouted across the room.
Senate subcommittee resolves "Chicken v Road".
All cock, and no balls.
right now i'm wondering what the new government will look like, and hoping our overlords will be generous at first.
"cortana" won't find shit in widows. and congress can't find their balls. were the terrorists right? should we all die?
Ok now, using this doll point to where he ate you.
"Show us your cock!"/ I'm sorry times up, but trust me it's huge. But, yeah umm, not guilty.
hey congress, you can subpoena people. any moron child with a phone can meme. just sayin'.
this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a wimpier analogy than anyone thought possible.
A little white meat for the base.
We're about to find out, "what's a hen weigh."
Barr knew if he showed up he'd be be pretty well plucked.
"At first glance this looks like a normal chicken. But watch what happens when I break it.
There's another, smaller chicken! And if I break that one, there's an even smaller chicken!"
My sentiments eggs-actly.
"Silly chicken, it's not the sky that's falling, it's America's belief in democracy."
"Make sure you photographers get his good side."
Another over the top melodramatic Senate hearing? Go figurine.
"I know this is a little unorthodox, but please just bear with us as we seem to have misplaced the gavel."
"I seem to be a little lost. Can someone tell me how to get to the Supreme Food Court?"
Kentucky congressmen are easy to spot.
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