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Caption Contest 05-03-2019

Honorable Mentions:

You call that questioning,? ...my client was grilled - blkbwayne

A congressman, a chicken and a microphone walk into a Barr... - Gerhardguffaw

this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a wimpier analogy than anyone thought possible. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

"I seem to be a little lost. Can someone tell me how to get to the Supreme Food Court?" - Scrunt

Silver:

Another Senate cock measuring contest hearing... - AKAAB

Gold:

"And just why did you cross the road? And remember, sir, you are under oath." - Mario!!!

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Comment by VomitFlop on May 3, 2019 at 1:44am

Something tells me it wasn't the chicken or the egg that came first judging by his reaction.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 3, 2019 at 1:41am

"I thought it was pigeons that was made out of clay?"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 3, 2019 at 1:40am

"You might even say he was plucked from obscurity."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 3, 2019 at 1:39am

"First you're stroking your Willy, now you're choking that poor chicken? Will this madness ever cease?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 3, 2019 at 1:38am

"Nobody calls me chicken."

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