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Caption Contest 05-03-2019

Honorable Mentions:

You call that questioning,? ...my client was grilled - blkbwayne

A congressman, a chicken and a microphone walk into a Barr... - Gerhardguffaw

this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a wimpier analogy than anyone thought possible. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

"I seem to be a little lost. Can someone tell me how to get to the Supreme Food Court?" - Scrunt

Silver:

Another Senate cock measuring contest hearing... - AKAAB

Gold:

"And just why did you cross the road? And remember, sir, you are under oath." - Mario!!!

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Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2019 at 4:39pm

"I say, if I had known this would become a kangaroo court, I would've brought a more appropriate figurine."

Comment by mellowpuma on May 5, 2019 at 4:06am

so, you're trying to embarrass trumps lackey by showing us your cock?  huh.  i don't understand those people well enough to even guess if that'll work. 

Comment by KariGrant on May 5, 2019 at 12:47am

This is how it ends. Me, on the witness stand, with half a dozen cannons pointed at me, waiting for me to squeal.

Comment by Ian on May 4, 2019 at 9:03pm

"Who wants a three-minute egg?"

Comment by Rodney Dean on May 4, 2019 at 12:50pm

Maybe now we will find out "who peed" in his Corn Flakes.

Comment by Rodney Dean on May 4, 2019 at 12:47pm

Hopefully the debate over what came first will be laid to rest.

Comment by Rodney Dean on May 4, 2019 at 12:46pm

Introducing the new speaker of the house...sounds about right.

Comment by 38chrysler on May 4, 2019 at 8:12am

Seems Anthony Weiner wasn't the only Congressman that liked to show his cock to everyone...

Comment by Iverneil on May 4, 2019 at 7:28am

I said I ain’t no damned chicken hawk!!

Comment by Rosedude on May 4, 2019 at 6:57am

"Because I couldn't find any ceramic chicken shit."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 4, 2019 at 5:09am

A bird in the hand is worth......looks like, about 5.99 at the thrift shop.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 4, 2019 at 5:06am

"Dinner is served."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 4, 2019 at 5:02am

"Don't touch my wifes cock, its delicate."

Comment by Mervin97 on May 4, 2019 at 5:00am

When are these guys going to learn? Put your cock back in your pants. #metoo.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 4, 2019 at 4:59am

Looks like Barr flew the coop.

Comment by Iverneil on May 3, 2019 at 6:22pm

Welcome back to Congress QVC

Comment by Iverneil on May 3, 2019 at 6:20pm

I’m going to ask you one more time, who pecked out all of my hair when I was sleeping?

Comment by Iverneil on May 3, 2019 at 6:17pm

He’s a cocka-doodle dandy.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 3, 2019 at 5:06pm

This was a fowl move by the congressman.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 3, 2019 at 5:04pm

This hearing just laid an egg.

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