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Caption Contest 05-03-2019

Honorable Mentions:

You call that questioning,? ...my client was grilled - blkbwayne

A congressman, a chicken and a microphone walk into a Barr... - Gerhardguffaw

this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a wimpier analogy than anyone thought possible. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

"I seem to be a little lost. Can someone tell me how to get to the Supreme Food Court?" - Scrunt

Silver:

Another Senate cock measuring contest hearing... - AKAAB

Gold:

"And just why did you cross the road? And remember, sir, you are under oath." - Mario!!!

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 3, 2019 at 5:00pm

Because a duck would've been lame!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 3, 2019 at 4:59pm

Cock-A-Doodle-Don't  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 3, 2019 at 4:58pm

A congressman, a chicken and a microphone walk into a Barr...

Comment by blkbwayne on May 3, 2019 at 2:24pm

He seemed very game to testify 

Comment by blkbwayne on May 3, 2019 at 2:23pm

Now I see why his written testimony, looked chicken scratch

Comment by blkbwayne on May 3, 2019 at 2:20pm

At least I got laid before sentencing 

Comment by blkbwayne on May 3, 2019 at 2:18pm

Try to remain calm, he’s gonna try and ruffle your feathers 

Comment by blkbwayne on May 3, 2019 at 2:15pm

Looks like he’s in hot water now...suddenly I have the urge for broth

Comment by blkbwayne on May 3, 2019 at 2:14pm

You call that questioning,? ...my client was grilled 

Comment by blkbwayne on May 3, 2019 at 2:11pm

Yes, you have free range to speak your mind

Comment by blkbwayne on May 3, 2019 at 2:10pm

Something tells me he’s about to sing like something in the Canary family....

Comment by Iverneil on May 3, 2019 at 11:17am

The buck stops here

Comment by AKAAB on May 3, 2019 at 10:20am

Another Senate cock measuring contest hearing...

Comment by AKAAB on May 3, 2019 at 10:19am

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders?  Chicken?

Comment by Mario!!! on May 3, 2019 at 8:44am

"I apologize to the court for using a plastic chicken for this demonstration, but I was up late last night practicing on the real one and. well, I got hungry."

Comment by Mario!!! on May 3, 2019 at 8:39am

"And just why did you cross the road?  And remember, sir, you are under oath."

Comment by mellowpuma on May 3, 2019 at 4:34am

rule of law, more like rule of bcccaaaw!  (it's funny because our democracy is being taken over by plutocrats!)  lol!

Comment by mellowpuma on May 3, 2019 at 4:18am

sorry ladies, he's married.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 3, 2019 at 1:51am

Gabriel could hide it no longer. Now they all knew he was a cluckold.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 3, 2019 at 1:45am

Testifried chicken

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