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Caption Contest 05-03-2019

Honorable Mentions:

You call that questioning,? ...my client was grilled - blkbwayne

A congressman, a chicken and a microphone walk into a Barr... - Gerhardguffaw

this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a wimpier analogy than anyone thought possible. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

"I seem to be a little lost. Can someone tell me how to get to the Supreme Food Court?" - Scrunt

Silver:

Another Senate cock measuring contest hearing... - AKAAB

Gold:

"And just why did you cross the road? And remember, sir, you are under oath." - Mario!!!

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 18, 2019 at 7:57pm

Who wants to buy a henway,  was shouted across the room.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 18, 2019 at 7:55pm

Senate subcommittee resolves "Chicken v Road".

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 18, 2019 at 7:54pm

All cock, and no balls.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:36am

right now i'm wondering what the new government will look like, and hoping our overlords will be generous at first.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:35am

"cortana" won't find shit in widows. and congress can't find their balls.  were the terrorists right?  should we all die?

Comment by Rotwang on May 11, 2019 at 3:21am

Ok now, using this doll point to where he ate you.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 9, 2019 at 6:01pm

"Show us your cock!"/ I'm sorry times up, but trust me it's huge. But, yeah umm, not guilty.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 9, 2019 at 4:56am

hey congress, you can subpoena people.  any moron child with a phone can meme.  just sayin'.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 9, 2019 at 4:53am

this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a wimpier analogy than anyone thought possible.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 7, 2019 at 9:30pm

A little white meat for the base. 

Comment by KariGrant on May 6, 2019 at 9:47am

We're about to find out, "what's a hen weigh."

Comment by A. Lien on May 5, 2019 at 9:55pm

Barr knew if he showed up he'd be be pretty well plucked. 

Comment by Ian on May 5, 2019 at 9:45pm

"At first glance this looks like a normal chicken.  But watch what happens when I break it.

There's another, smaller chicken!  And if I break that one, there's an even smaller chicken!"

Comment by A. Lien on May 5, 2019 at 9:44pm

My sentiments eggs-actly. 

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2019 at 8:06pm

"Silly chicken, it's not the sky that's falling, it's America's belief in democracy."

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2019 at 4:46pm

"Make sure you photographers get his good side."

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2019 at 4:45pm

Another over the top melodramatic Senate hearing?  Go figurine.

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2019 at 4:44pm

"I know this is a little unorthodox, but please just bear with us as we seem to have misplaced the gavel."

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2019 at 4:40pm

"I seem to be a little lost.  Can someone tell me how to get to the Supreme Food Court?"

Comment by Scrunt on May 5, 2019 at 4:39pm

Kentucky congressmen are easy to spot.

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