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Caption Contest 05-02-2018

Honorable Mentions:

It was this or the "Sorry You Pooped Your Pants" cake... - 38chrysler

"Cake news!" - VomitFlop

"It was supposed to say TEASED you, but since they spelled it wrong I went ahead and tazed you so the cake would make sense!" - Ian

Special Resistance Is Futile Award:

nOHM, nOHM, nOHM, nOHM.... - Jams3kds

Bronze:

Tased and Confused - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

If they shoot you, you get a puppy. - Scrunt

Gold:

"Just desserts? No seriously, just desserts? That's all you've got for me ? Lawsuit's still on." - JJJ23

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Comment by mellowpuma on Wednesday

ordering a cake with ketchup and mustard frosting and piping is an early warning sign for a stroke.

Comment by mellowpuma on Wednesday

sorry i tased you under the sea is next year's hot prom theme.

Comment by mellowpuma on Wednesday

obvious tasing police regret porn.

Comment by mellowpuma on Wednesday

he seems frightened the cake might be electrified. 

Comment by mellowpuma on Wednesday

if it happened to a man, and he isn't dead, it doesn't count.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2018 at 3:59pm

Just desserts? No seriously, just desserts? That's all you've got for me ? Lawsuit's still on.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 9, 2018 at 6:04pm

It came along with I'm very, very sorry I shoved a flaming pineapple up your ass pie.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 7, 2018 at 1:16pm

The "Serve" part was always about cake. Also the "Protect" part is not what you think it's about either.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 5, 2018 at 2:41pm

I'm a diabetic, but I feel like you knew that.

Comment by Rotwang on May 5, 2018 at 10:26am

Then they found out the perpetrator was gay, so... Sorry I can't give you this, bro. 

Comment by Iverneil on May 4, 2018 at 8:35pm

Snark!,,Snark!,

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 4, 2018 at 1:48pm

CNN coverage of bad cops just heated up

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 4, 2018 at 1:45pm

Fuck The Police: HBO caption Special

Comment by JJJ23 on May 4, 2018 at 12:53pm

Yeah, yeah, a cake, thanks. Please leave my wedding.

Comment by Ian on May 3, 2018 at 10:38pm

"It was supposed to say TEASED you, but since they spelled it wrong I went ahead and tazed you so the cake would make sense!"

Comment by MacSpruce on May 3, 2018 at 8:33pm

Last time, they iced the suspect instead of a cake. 

Comment by MacSpruce on May 3, 2018 at 8:30pm

A Betty Crocker shocker

Comment by Rotwang on May 3, 2018 at 6:56pm

All Frosts Splatter.

Comment by Rotwang on May 3, 2018 at 6:55pm

Happy burnday!

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 3, 2018 at 1:11pm

Halloween jumps the shark with cakes in your bags

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