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Caption Contest 05-02-2018

Honorable Mentions:

It was this or the "Sorry You Pooped Your Pants" cake... - 38chrysler

"Cake news!" - VomitFlop

"It was supposed to say TEASED you, but since they spelled it wrong I went ahead and tazed you so the cake would make sense!" - Ian

Special Resistance Is Futile Award:

nOHM, nOHM, nOHM, nOHM.... - Jams3kds

Bronze:

Tased and Confused - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

If they shoot you, you get a puppy. - Scrunt

Gold:

"Just desserts? No seriously, just desserts? That's all you've got for me ? Lawsuit's still on." - JJJ23

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Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:40am

ordering a cake with ketchup and mustard frosting and piping is an early warning sign for a stroke.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:37am

sorry i tased you under the sea is next year's hot prom theme.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:35am

obvious tasing police regret porn.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:31am

he seems frightened the cake might be electrified. 

Comment by mellowpuma on May 16, 2018 at 5:31am

if it happened to a man, and he isn't dead, it doesn't count.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2018 at 3:59pm

Just desserts? No seriously, just desserts? That's all you've got for me ? Lawsuit's still on.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 9, 2018 at 6:04pm

It came along with I'm very, very sorry I shoved a flaming pineapple up your ass pie.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 7, 2018 at 1:16pm

The "Serve" part was always about cake. Also the "Protect" part is not what you think it's about either.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 5, 2018 at 2:41pm

I'm a diabetic, but I feel like you knew that.

Comment by Rotwang on May 5, 2018 at 10:26am

Then they found out the perpetrator was gay, so... Sorry I can't give you this, bro. 

Comment by Iverneil on May 4, 2018 at 8:35pm

Snark!,,Snark!,

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 4, 2018 at 1:48pm

CNN coverage of bad cops just heated up

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 4, 2018 at 1:45pm

Fuck The Police: HBO caption Special

Comment by JJJ23 on May 4, 2018 at 12:53pm

Yeah, yeah, a cake, thanks. Please leave my wedding.

Comment by Ian on May 3, 2018 at 10:38pm

"It was supposed to say TEASED you, but since they spelled it wrong I went ahead and tazed you so the cake would make sense!"

Comment by MacSpruce on May 3, 2018 at 8:33pm

Last time, they iced the suspect instead of a cake. 

Comment by MacSpruce on May 3, 2018 at 8:30pm

A Betty Crocker shocker

Comment by Rotwang on May 3, 2018 at 6:56pm

All Frosts Splatter.

Comment by Rotwang on May 3, 2018 at 6:55pm

Happy burnday!

Comment by Whiz Kid on May 3, 2018 at 1:11pm

Halloween jumps the shark with cakes in your bags

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