It was this or the "Sorry You Pooped Your Pants" cake... - 38chrysler
"Cake news!" - VomitFlop
"It was supposed to say TEASED you, but since they spelled it wrong I went ahead and tazed you so the cake would make sense!" - Ian
Special Resistance Is Futile Award:
nOHM, nOHM, nOHM, nOHM.... - Jams3kds
Bronze:
Tased and Confused - Gerhardguffaw
Silver:
If they shoot you, you get a puppy. - Scrunt
Gold:
"Just desserts? No seriously, just desserts? That's all you've got for me ? Lawsuit's still on." - JJJ23
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ordering a cake with ketchup and mustard frosting and piping is an early warning sign for a stroke.
sorry i tased you under the sea is next year's hot prom theme.
obvious tasing police regret porn.
he seems frightened the cake might be electrified.
if it happened to a man, and he isn't dead, it doesn't count.
Just desserts? No seriously, just desserts? That's all you've got for me ? Lawsuit's still on.
It came along with I'm very, very sorry I shoved a flaming pineapple up your ass pie.
The "Serve" part was always about cake. Also the "Protect" part is not what you think it's about either.
I'm a diabetic, but I feel like you knew that.
Then they found out the perpetrator was gay, so... Sorry I can't give you this, bro.
Snark!,,Snark!,
CNN coverage of bad cops just heated up
Fuck The Police: HBO caption Special
Yeah, yeah, a cake, thanks. Please leave my wedding.
"It was supposed to say TEASED you, but since they spelled it wrong I went ahead and tazed you so the cake would make sense!"
Last time, they iced the suspect instead of a cake.
A Betty Crocker shocker
All Frosts Splatter.
Happy burnday!
Halloween jumps the shark with cakes in your bags
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