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Caption Contest 04-30-2020

Honorable Mentions:

(overheard after the show) Patty, that's a lovely calfskin purse. By the way, how's your daughter?...……...silence. - MadAdam

"and next for you we have Harriet, she's sporting all natural wear from Cowvin Klein." - Jams3kds

Not sure I like these new restaurants where you get to pick the cow you eat. - Mervin97

Bronze:

Next up on the runway a lot of Bull Shirts - blkbwayne

Silver:

This is Adele. Later that evening there was a farmer in Adele. - MacSpruce

Gold:

"Who does he think he is showing up looking like that? How dairy!" - VomitFlop

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Comment by AKAAB on May 17, 2020 at 9:58am

Chik-fil-A's new fashion line includes a purse just for Sunday School.  

Comment by AKAAB on May 17, 2020 at 9:57am

Eat Mor Chiken!

Comment by blkbwayne on May 15, 2020 at 9:49am

Next up on the runway a lot of Bull Shirts 

Comment by blkbwayne on May 15, 2020 at 9:46am

The new Spring Line was an Udder disaster 

Comment by Rotwang on May 12, 2020 at 8:58pm

"Did that cow just sneeze?"

"Don't worry it's a cow, we'll be fine."

Comment by Rotwang on May 12, 2020 at 8:26pm

Leather dominatrix lingerie, under construction. 

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2020 at 2:55pm

I'm too sexy for my balls, too sexy for my balls, they've severed them off.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 6, 2020 at 9:05pm

Hey, would I steer you wrong?

Comment by Rosedude on May 4, 2020 at 2:11pm

Fashion error is human, to forgive bovine.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 4, 2020 at 4:45am

Oprah's new clothing line is pretty offensive.

Comment by Mike McHuman on May 3, 2020 at 10:33am

Uh-oh. Someone is suffering from Hoof-In-Mouth disease.

Comment by Iverneil on May 2, 2020 at 10:07pm

Sadly, her managers milked her for everything she had.

Comment by Iverneil on May 2, 2020 at 10:05pm

Daisy never let being a cow stop her from fulfilling her dreams.

Comment by Iverneil on May 2, 2020 at 10:03pm

This gig not as good as the udder job.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 2, 2020 at 12:39pm

More like bofine, am I right? Oh, I'm wrong? I thought so.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 2, 2020 at 12:37pm

Cattlewalk

Comment by JJJ23 on May 2, 2020 at 12:29pm

The new line created for weirdos by an annoying weirdo comedian, we present Rustle Brand.

Comment by Scrunt on May 2, 2020 at 12:17pm

"When you said people in fashion have a herd mentality, you weren't fucking kidding!"

Comment by Scrunt on May 2, 2020 at 11:43am

"Does it come in sheep?  I'm a bit of a baaaaashful person."

Comment by Scrunt on May 2, 2020 at 11:41am

Sadly, no matter how hard they tired, Dallas just didn't become the new fashion capital of the world.

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