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Caption Contest 04-30-2019

Honorable Mentions:

Time waits for no one - blkbwayne

Looks like he's running a bit late. - Rodney Dean

A Race Against Time - Scrunt

Bronze:

He was just minutes from the finish line when, tragically, his ticker gave out on him. - MacSpruce

Silver:

He's looking forward to doing a bong, bong, bong. - A. Lien

Gold:

"Everywhere I go, must I be surrounded by clock-blockers?!" - VomitFlop

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Comment by KariGrant on April 30, 2019 at 7:20pm

Must not be a Timex. He took a licking and completely lost interest in winning.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 30, 2019 at 7:13pm

"A Tale of Two Marathons"

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 30, 2019 at 7:07pm

Time to make the donuts!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 30, 2019 at 7:06pm

Time stops for no one.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 30, 2019 at 7:05pm

At the stroke of midnight he turned into a digital rectum thermometer.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 30, 2019 at 7:02pm

After you wind him up, he'll run for days.

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2019 at 6:29pm

Ironically, Dave failed to finish the race becasue he ran out of time.

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2019 at 6:22pm

Proof that not all cuckoo clocks have little birds popping out of them.

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2019 at 6:21pm

Ben was able to pull ahead when he struck four and everyone else stopped for tea.

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2019 at 6:20pm

"Hey, I thought this fun run for charity was an untimed race!"

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2019 at 6:19pm

Sadly, no one told Big Ben that taking Time Out isn't allowed in marathon racing.

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2019 at 6:17pm

A Race Against Time

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 30, 2019 at 3:49pm

Ben discovers too late that watches were invented. 

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 30, 2019 at 3:42pm

Looks like he's running a bit late.

Comment by blkbwayne on April 30, 2019 at 2:19pm

His motivation to run this race , was to prove that his balls were as big as his brother’s in Time Square

Comment by blkbwayne on April 30, 2019 at 2:10pm

A friend of mine went on a date with him, she said he was all hands

Comment by blkbwayne on April 30, 2019 at 2:08pm

He looks familiar, his face rings a bell

Comment by blkbwayne on April 30, 2019 at 2:02pm

He heard the starter pistol fire and got alarmed

Comment by blkbwayne on April 30, 2019 at 1:57pm

Time waits for no one 

Comment by blkbwayne on April 30, 2019 at 1:55pm

He was tired, though he tried to hide it it was written all over his face

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