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Caption Contest 04-30-2019

Honorable Mentions:

Time waits for no one - blkbwayne

Looks like he's running a bit late. - Rodney Dean

A Race Against Time - Scrunt

Bronze:

He was just minutes from the finish line when, tragically, his ticker gave out on him. - MacSpruce

Silver:

He's looking forward to doing a bong, bong, bong. - A. Lien

Gold:

"Everywhere I go, must I be surrounded by clock-blockers?!" - VomitFlop

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 18, 2019 at 8:00pm

British porn star 'Big Ben' at the 'Toys 4 Twats' charity five k run.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:30am

"beating the clock" became literal later that night.

Comment by Rotwang on May 11, 2019 at 3:20am

It could win against the Space Needle but not the Siena Tower:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Comment by mellowpuma on May 9, 2019 at 5:01am

a kenyan clock would have won already.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 9, 2019 at 5:00am

after beating the clock, some of them beat the shit out of the clock.

Comment by A. Lien on May 5, 2019 at 9:39pm

He's looking forward to doing a bong, bong, bong. 

Comment by A. Lien on May 5, 2019 at 9:14pm

The Running of the Bells

Comment by blkbwayne on May 4, 2019 at 8:14am

Clockwork Oren

Comment by Ian on May 2, 2019 at 10:49pm

"And I'm the only running clock that's accurate twice a day!"

Comment by 38chrysler on May 2, 2019 at 4:47pm

Run Marty Run! When this baby hits 88MPH you're gonna see some serious shit...

Comment by 38chrysler on May 2, 2019 at 4:43pm

Few people ever realized that Quasimodo enjoyed running in Marathons.

Comment by 38chrysler on May 2, 2019 at 4:37pm

He was clocked doing 17MPH

Comment by MacSpruce on May 1, 2019 at 9:11pm

He was just minutes from the finish line when, tragically, his ticker gave out on him.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 1, 2019 at 9:11pm

Clock Around the Block

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2019 at 9:09pm

How's my time?

Comment by Iverneil on May 1, 2019 at 8:58pm

And that’s not the only reason they call him big Ben

Comment by Iverneil on May 1, 2019 at 8:56pm

These marathon bombers are getting more clever.

Comment by Iverneil on May 1, 2019 at 8:52pm

Bob had a wonderful time.

Comment by Scrunt on May 1, 2019 at 6:06pm

Ironically, he's also currently running for Parliament.

Comment by Rotwang on May 1, 2019 at 2:00pm

When this news story broke did anyone else immediately think of the Conan Obrien race between CN Tower vs Space Needle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uXwL2N_TDA

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