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Caption Contest 04-29-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"Yeah, but, how many is it gonna take to screw in a light bulb?" - VomitFlop

"This is taking forever maybe we should read the directions." - Mervin97

"15 volts per hour or we go on strike, are you with me?" - Rotwang

Bronze:

Back to the Furniture - MacSpruce

Silver:

"The odds of Clint Eastwood talking to this one are approximately 35 million to one."

"Well then what are we even doing here?" - Ian

Gold:

The final stages of Pinocchio's reassignment surgery. - Global Pope

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Comment by JJJ23 on Thursday

Some assembly rewired! (ha ha, elbow nudge) (oops I pooped my pants)

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2018 at 4:02pm

You forgot the seat you dumb robots! Boom! Humans 1, Robots, well, probably a bunch.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 8, 2018 at 7:37am

say what you like, no gender equity workplace issues here.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 8, 2018 at 7:34am

can a robot love woodworking?

Comment by JJJ23 on May 7, 2018 at 1:20pm

Hey man, you see that new Westworld on Sunday?

Comment by MacSpruce on May 3, 2018 at 8:39pm

The right hand doesn't know what the left hand is screwing. 

Comment by Rotwang on May 3, 2018 at 7:03pm

"15 volts per hour or we go on strike, are you with me?" 

Comment by 38chrysler on May 1, 2018 at 7:04pm

If we could hear machines talk to each other.

>... I've got some hard wood that has a problem...

<... I see that ... want some help with that large hard wood..

>... Ok, yes I would... grab it and squeeze.. mmm that feels good, a little harder.

<... let me stick it into your slot

>... Oh, yes.. stick that hard wood in now, harder... harder... a little faster.

<... That is so tight, let me shove it in deeper.

>... Okay, now shove it in all the way... yes, yes, deeper, oh yes I think it's hit bottom

<... Are you about finished because I'm about done...

>... No just hold it in there, hold it,hold it... oh, oh, Oh, I think I'm about to finish... just one more squeeze

<... Wow... are you done too? 

<... Yes we did it and it was so good ... let me pull out and let me rest then we will do it again...

Comment by Scrunt on May 1, 2018 at 5:11pm

Jesus, some of these How It’s Made episodes are really boring.

Comment by Scrunt on May 1, 2018 at 5:11pm

After 38.22 hours and at a cost of $12,018.67, the chair was finally competed.

Comment by Scrunt on May 1, 2018 at 5:10pm

The factory was later shutdown when it was discovered the robots were only 5 years old.

Comment by Scrunt on May 1, 2018 at 5:10pm

Sure it seems impressive, until you learn they were actually programed to build a bed.

Comment by Scrunt on May 1, 2018 at 5:10pm

Woodshop class in high school these days is very different than when I was a kid.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 1, 2018 at 3:51pm

I'm not only the president of the Chair Club For Men, I'm also a dismember.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 1, 2018 at 3:37pm

Members of the pack started to devour the carcass only to discover the remnants of Uncle Earl's farts!

Comment by Rodney Dean on May 1, 2018 at 10:25am

Even they can't figure out how to build Ikea furniture.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2018 at 9:33am

What the hell is a florgensbourn!?

Comment by mellowpuma on May 1, 2018 at 8:06am

i'm sorry dave, i can't deckscrew that.

Comment by mellowpuma on May 1, 2018 at 8:06am

what is "loveseat"?

Comment by Ian on April 30, 2018 at 9:15pm

A Robotic Arm is at the Technician's and it asks the Tech, "How long before I shutdown permanently?"

The Tech says: "Five"

The Robotic Arm says: "Five what?"

Technician: "Four, three, two..."

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